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Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when they said they were only going after "the worst criminals?" Got it. www.instagram.com/reel/DPHU6H8...

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Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when they said they were going after "the most dangerous criminals?" Is that like calling DJT the "no more wars president?" www.instagram.com/reel/DQPrqnb...

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Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 2d

Headline I didn't expect: "Teeth falling out in your dreams? Experts explain what it may mean."

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 8d

The good news is I've never bought an NFT.

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 9d

Why do I keep saying RFKJr is making us unhealthier by the day? Here's a good summary:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRIq...

Explaining to Piers Morgan Why RFK Jr. Sucks

YouTube video by Professor Dave Explains

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Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 9d

Here's a good review of all the reasons RFKJr should not be in the job. He's actively making things much worse.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRIq...

Explaining to Piers Morgan Why RFK Jr. Sucks

YouTube video by Professor Dave Explains

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Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 10d

Mumford and Sons sing about the struggles of the soul, but you can kinda hear the trust fund humming gently behind the banjo.

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 10d

They so want a confrontation to be able to institute martial law. And they may do it anyway.

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 10d

The Pentagon wants to be able "brand journalists who solicit unauthorized information as "security risks," leading to the revocation of their press credentials." Uh, no.

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 10d

After tariffs prices changed direction

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 11d

He lives in a bygone era and is not the right person for the modern world.

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 12d

Fun fact: I was in "The Blair Witch Project" but got cut. I played the townsperson who said: "Don't go in those woods... without this crucifix, garlic, iron nails, and—do you have a minute? I have a whole kit in my truck."

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 13d

McKinsey estimates that achieving gender parity globally would add approximately $28 trillion to the global economy—a 26% increase over projections under continued gender inequity. $28 TRILLION.

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 15d

Headline I didn't expect: Driver stops on Ohio freeway, shoots at passing cars

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 15d

Headline I didn't expect: Florida man faces federal charges after allegedly stealing $7,000 in lottery scratch-offs from a St. Petersburg Circle K, then returning hours later to cash them in (Worldstar)

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 16d

Headline I didn't expect: Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Busted for Credit Card Fraud

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 17d

Headline I didn't expect: Customer Assaults Raising Cane's Employee Over Missing Cane's Sauce

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 18d

Um, what?

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 20d

All I know is the Rogue River Blue cheese is in and that means the holiday season has started.

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 21d

BREAKING: Hollywood in Bidding War Over Detained Former Superintendent.

LOS ANGELES — Multiple major studios are reportedly scrambling to secure the rights to Ian Roberts, the former Des Moines superintendent currently facing charges for immigration violations and illegal weapons possession.

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Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 21d

The amazing story of The Grapefruit Ladies of Ireland who started a revolution. youtube.com/shorts/O5yK7...

Fruit for thought. Never judge a book by its cover. #comedy #histoty #storytelling #standup

YouTube video by David Nihill

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Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 22d

Fun fact: In 1932, Australia declared war on 20,000 emus destroying crops. They sent in the army with machine guns. The emus used guerrilla tactics and scattered when fired upon. After weeks of battle, the military withdrew in defeat. Final score: Emus 1, Australian Army 0.

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 22d

It's all political theater. The invasion of cities. ICE. And here CBS News reports how the FBI plotted to grab Comey for a "perp walk" with agents in full tactical gear, even though he said he would turn himself in already. This admin is fake. A fugazi.

Joe Ditzel @joeditzel.bsky.social · 24d

Headline I didn't expect: Two universities say they have no record of ex-Des Moines school official's credentials

He listed he was Summa Cum Laude at George Santos University. 😅😅😅