Jocelyn Delaney
@jocelyndelaney.swifties.social
Arizona 🏜️
Swiftie 🫶🏻
Weight lifting 🏋️
Data Analyst 📊
Swiftie 🫶🏻
Weight lifting 🏋️
Data Analyst 📊
First time flying after finally getting diagnosed with POTS and to say I’m nervous is an understatement. 🫠
July 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
First time flying after finally getting diagnosed with POTS and to say I’m nervous is an understatement. 🫠
Oof been a minute since I’ve been on here. Life’s been kicking my ass. I’ve been newly diagnosed with POTS and a heart murmur so I’m having a great time 🥲
July 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Oof been a minute since I’ve been on here. Life’s been kicking my ass. I’ve been newly diagnosed with POTS and a heart murmur so I’m having a great time 🥲
Can today just be over with? I’ve been awake on my birthday for 3 hours and I feel even more unimportant to the people who I considered my “best friends”. I’ll be lucky if I make it through this year alive. I’ve already been battling the worst depression I’ve had since high school and this tops it.
May 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can today just be over with? I’ve been awake on my birthday for 3 hours and I feel even more unimportant to the people who I considered my “best friends”. I’ll be lucky if I make it through this year alive. I’ve already been battling the worst depression I’ve had since high school and this tops it.
I’ve never felt more less important to my long term friends than I do right now. My friends back home, the friends I’ve made in Arizona. My birthdays tomorrow and I feel unimportant.
May 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’ve never felt more less important to my long term friends than I do right now. My friends back home, the friends I’ve made in Arizona. My birthdays tomorrow and I feel unimportant.
I really like bullying the republican congressman in my district on Instagram. It’s been a good time for me. Remind them that they suck and to vote no on the Medicaid cuts 🤗
May 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I really like bullying the republican congressman in my district on Instagram. It’s been a good time for me. Remind them that they suck and to vote no on the Medicaid cuts 🤗
Happy Mother’s Day to all those with mom trauma and hate the entirety this day is. Oh yeah, that’s me.
May 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Happy Mother’s Day to all those with mom trauma and hate the entirety this day is. Oh yeah, that’s me.
A random person taking every day my parking spot at the gym should not make me as annoyed as it does lol
May 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
A random person taking every day my parking spot at the gym should not make me as annoyed as it does lol
Heaven forbid @strandbookstore.bsky.social shipped something on time so people got the book on release day and not an entire week after 🤗 that’ll be the first and last time I preorder a book with them. Back to Barnes and Nobel I go…who actually ships so I get my book on release day 🙂
April 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Heaven forbid @strandbookstore.bsky.social shipped something on time so people got the book on release day and not an entire week after 🤗 that’ll be the first and last time I preorder a book with them. Back to Barnes and Nobel I go…who actually ships so I get my book on release day 🙂
Okay welp I’m done ordering from Strands for book releases. Bc why the FUCK am I getting my book an entire week after the release. Shouldnt we be shipping in enough time so people get it on the release day. I’m so fucking irritated. Barnes and Nobel never did me like this 🙃
April 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Okay welp I’m done ordering from Strands for book releases. Bc why the FUCK am I getting my book an entire week after the release. Shouldnt we be shipping in enough time so people get it on the release day. I’m so fucking irritated. Barnes and Nobel never did me like this 🙃
people have been asking what I want to do for my birthday for weeks. And I have never felt less “celebrate my birthday”-y in my life. I just don’t care.
April 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
people have been asking what I want to do for my birthday for weeks. And I have never felt less “celebrate my birthday”-y in my life. I just don’t care.
I think I’m being ghosted by my therapist of 9 years. What’s another abandonment wound. I won’t go to another therapist. I’m not rehashing all of my life with someone else. So I’ll just be broken forever.
April 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I think I’m being ghosted by my therapist of 9 years. What’s another abandonment wound. I won’t go to another therapist. I’m not rehashing all of my life with someone else. So I’ll just be broken forever.
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[from October to the end of March] my GOD i can't wait for baseball to come back
[3 weeks and one series sweep into the season] baseball is stupid. immoral. potentially illegal
[3 weeks and one series sweep into the season] baseball is stupid. immoral. potentially illegal
April 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[from October to the end of March] my GOD i can't wait for baseball to come back
[3 weeks and one series sweep into the season] baseball is stupid. immoral. potentially illegal
[3 weeks and one series sweep into the season] baseball is stupid. immoral. potentially illegal
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the way bon iver comes into the bridge of evermore makes me transcend
April 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
the way bon iver comes into the bridge of evermore makes me transcend
Please don’t invite me to your wedding when you haven’t talked to me since I moved to Arizona and expect me to fly across the country for it…especially without giving me a plus one. Byeeee. Declined.
April 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Please don’t invite me to your wedding when you haven’t talked to me since I moved to Arizona and expect me to fly across the country for it…especially without giving me a plus one. Byeeee. Declined.
Welp I might be breaking up with my Tucson parents. And my heart is at an impasse because my Tucson mom has been more of a mom to me than my own mom ever was in my whole life. So if anyone just wants to take me out of my misery, now would be the time. This year fucking blows.
April 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Welp I might be breaking up with my Tucson parents. And my heart is at an impasse because my Tucson mom has been more of a mom to me than my own mom ever was in my whole life. So if anyone just wants to take me out of my misery, now would be the time. This year fucking blows.
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No lawmaker in Congress should be able to own, buy, and sell individual stocks.
We need to ban congressional stock trading—and I've got a bill for that.
We need to ban congressional stock trading—and I've got a bill for that.
April 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
No lawmaker in Congress should be able to own, buy, and sell individual stocks.
We need to ban congressional stock trading—and I've got a bill for that.
We need to ban congressional stock trading—and I've got a bill for that.
How do we petition to make paperbacks also release in special editions are well as hardbacks. Bc I hate hardbacks 🙃
Also how do we petition to make paperbacks release the same time as hardbacks for some books. Why release just only in hardbacks first 🥲
Also how do we petition to make paperbacks release the same time as hardbacks for some books. Why release just only in hardbacks first 🥲
April 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
How do we petition to make paperbacks also release in special editions are well as hardbacks. Bc I hate hardbacks 🙃
Also how do we petition to make paperbacks release the same time as hardbacks for some books. Why release just only in hardbacks first 🥲
Also how do we petition to make paperbacks release the same time as hardbacks for some books. Why release just only in hardbacks first 🥲
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He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.
April 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.
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Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.
April 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.
My dad’s insurance denied his CT scan and is requiring more “proof” why he needs it. HE. HAS. A. MASS. ON. HIS. KIDNEY. PROVEN. BY. ULTRASOUND. Ct is the next step in figure our wtf it is. I HATE AMERICA
March 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My dad’s insurance denied his CT scan and is requiring more “proof” why he needs it. HE. HAS. A. MASS. ON. HIS. KIDNEY. PROVEN. BY. ULTRASOUND. Ct is the next step in figure our wtf it is. I HATE AMERICA
Also WTF is up with the Yankees bats. How the fuck are those in standard. The Yankees are just as slimy as the astros
March 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Also WTF is up with the Yankees bats. How the fuck are those in standard. The Yankees are just as slimy as the astros
Most of the subscribers to MLBTV couldn’t access opening day. And what do they give us? $10 off an order over $25 in the shop. HELLO?! That’s bullshit.
March 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Most of the subscribers to MLBTV couldn’t access opening day. And what do they give us? $10 off an order over $25 in the shop. HELLO?! That’s bullshit.
You know what tho - I fear this relight my anger. Giving me more gym motivation to go hard as fuck
March 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You know what tho - I fear this relight my anger. Giving me more gym motivation to go hard as fuck
SMHHHHH. Not this man from the gym who was all up in DMs bc him and his girlfriend “broke up”, walking in with her this morning. BOY. Men ain’t shiiiiiit. Every day I’m even prouder of my self for not playing into these little boy games anymore. Growth bby 🤭
March 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
SMHHHHH. Not this man from the gym who was all up in DMs bc him and his girlfriend “broke up”, walking in with her this morning. BOY. Men ain’t shiiiiiit. Every day I’m even prouder of my self for not playing into these little boy games anymore. Growth bby 🤭