Jess Kroll
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Jess Kroll
@jmskroll.bsky.social
Author. Professor. Screenwriter. Former Stage Poet. Film Reviewer. Satirist. Anti-fascist.
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In screenwriting, one page of writing is one minute of dialog.
Nixon was impeached for 18 pages worth of missing dialog.
There are over 100 pages entirely redacted in released Epstein files, with thousands more still missing.

Tr*mp makes Nixon look like Mr. Rogers.
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Every time the DOJ says they are "protecting the victims" remember: Tr*mp always thinks he is the victim.
#EpsteinFiles
December 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Anyone remember when the President of the United States giving a prime time address was something important? Or coherent?
Trump’s primetime diatribe against immigrants is straight up unvarnished Nazi stuff
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hundred bucks says Tr*mp can't spell "Venezuela" or find it on a map.

You know, just like he couldn't spell his own name or find his ex-wife in a picture of two women.
December 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Since Jack Smith is back in the news, let's remember one important thing: January 6th was a terrorist attack.
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Beyond the obvious cruelty and narcissism, there is something much worse in Tr*mp's statement about Rob Reiner.

"due to the anger he caused others"

This is the President of the United States telling his supporters that they are not responsible for violence done in their support of him.
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You have Tr*mp Drangement Syndrome say people who genuinely believe that a man who has cheated on three wives and paid hush money to a porn actress was chosen by God to restore American greatness.
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Karoline Leavitt says anyone passing off false information as facts about Tr*mp will be prosecuted. Okay.

FACT:
Donald Tr*mp is a 34-time convicted felon liable for sexual assault and indicted for conspiracy, election interference, and violations of the Espionage Act.

PROVE ME WRONG, LEAVITT.
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My guess, Tr*mp will force ACA tax break renewal to the very last second before telling Republicans to vote for them. Then he'll claim that he alone saved healthcare.

He's walked into a bank, pulled a gun, demanded the money, and then putting the gun away and saying he stopped a robbery.
December 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Oh so Antifa is a terrorist organization, eh? Name one attack orchestrated by the leadership of Antifa. Name one Antifa leader. Name one action taken by Antifa that was a threat to national security.

Because I can do every one of these for MAGA.
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Artificial intelligence is like artificial sweetener: a cheap imitation of the real thing shoved down the throats of consumers by corporations who will gladly kill us all for a profit.
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The writers of TIME Magazine are giving Person of the Year to the tech oligarchs who are pouring all of our planet's resources into the AI that will replace the writers of TIME Magazine.
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tr*mp is that kid who thinks hiding his report card from his parents means he isn't failing.
So far the Trump admin has canceled:

- The PPI Inflation Report
- The Jobs Report
- The Inflation Report
- The third-quarter GDP report

Trump thinks Americans are dumb enough to miss that he failed to deliver on any of his economic promises if he just hides all the data.
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
When Homer Simpson became the head of the Stonecutters, followers heaped praise and made up fake awards despite him being totally incompetent and a complete loser at everything.

This post is about Donald Tr*mp.
December 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Worth noting that the Tr*mp "administration" is trying to overturn the same amendment which makes him an illegal president.

Also worth nothing that according to Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, Tr*mp is an illegal president.
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
24 million people set to lose healthcare in America, the Republican response:
"Well, it's not many people." "That affects only a small amount of people."

2.3 million transgender people in America, the Republican response:
NO MEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS! CLOSE ALL THE BATHROOMS! BAN EVERYTHING!
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
AP reports that #ICE is monitoring social media for reactions to its anti-immigration action in #NewOrleans, so I need to put this delicately:
FUCK YOU, YOU RACIST FUCKS and fuck your dementia-riddled, 34-time-convicted, rapist, fascist, illiterate cult leader! May your graves be pools of piss.
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Apparently AYSO isn't the only soccer organization that gives out participation trophies.
#FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Update to an old saying: The Tr*mp Department of Justice would fail to indict a ham sandwich.

This is what happens when a completely incompetent "president" hires his completely incompetent lawyers.
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I turn 46 today.
Stephen Miller is 40.
These people want to talk about "alphas" and "superior genes"? Looks to me that racists are weak.
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
C'mon, the real reason Republicans are afraid of being the minority in the House has nothing to do with "protecting the American First agenda" or "preserving Tr*mp's legacy" (of crime and incompetence).

It's because Republicans are afraid they'll be treated the same way they treat minorities.
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
So according to the Tr*mp administration, people suspected of smuggling drugs - without any evidence - get killed, but people convicted of smuggling drugs - or, you know, sex trafficking - get pardons.

Truly the policy of a "very stable genius" who doesn't know the meaning of any of those words.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Let me get this straight: Tr*mp's son (in-law), who does not work for the government, met with foreign businessmen to negotiate American policy toward Ukraine.

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT #REPUBLICANS SPENT FOUR YEARS TRYING TO IMPEACH BIDEN FOR. Except this time there's evidence.
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
He calls it a "golden age" because he gets to use our money to cover everything around him in fake gold

Also, he's pissing on the entire country.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM