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JMac Ô¿Ô

@jmac1313.bsky.social

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If you’re born again, do you get another belly button? Reality-based. Critical. Sarcastic. More decent than not.

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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 22

I hope he returns in full and not muzzled.

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 22

They’re next. He said so.

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 12

MAGA thinks dorm photo = college = woke = anti-MAGA = must be destroyed.

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 12

But it’s a blonde female so maga will just wear “I’d rather cheat on my wife than be a liberal” shirts.

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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 12

Karma for always lying about his golf strokes?

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 12

When?

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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · Sep 12

A fact.

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Old Lady Crossfit Cara @baldpapa.bsky.social · Sep 12

This👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 12

I have thoughts. I’ll leave the prayers to my friend here:

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 12

Don’t expect humanity from a toxic, broken man-child. He rejects decency at every opportunity. He will NEVER behave like an adult human being.

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 11

DOGE cuts are deep.

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 11

Resting Traitor Face. Did he have another stroke?

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 11

Just taken. Fuck you, Dotard Donnie and all your fascist friends.

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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · Sep 11

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JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 11

When it lands, keep it like Putin did. Maybe even offer it to trump. He’s already taken one jet as a bribe. You never know what he’d do for a second one.

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 11

“We need to erect something that can concentrate all of the public graffiti and urine into one small area to keep the rest of the city sparkling clean.”

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 10

Is it time to “cry harder” yet? I’m very busy and need to schedule a time to care about toxic traitors dying.

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 10

Seems a lot odd and totally unsurprising coming from the “keep the government away from my food stamps” crowd. They can’t connect two thoughts. Too painful.

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 10

That’s okay. We still have plenty of recordings of him saying gun deaths were an acceptable side effect of the 2nd Amendment.

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 10

Good to see you’ve found a home at The Onion. Hehehe

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 10

And Elon is the party of ketamine. Fuck him.

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 10

I don’t have prayers, but I do have thoughts. Many, many thoughts.

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 9

He’s not done extorting the others on the list. Selling redactions takes time.

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 9

Who’s to blame for a professional adult using “then” instead of “than”? It just perpetuates the dumb.

JMac Ô¿Ô @jmac1313.bsky.social · Sep 9

Just don’t expect an honest answer.