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The Other Jared

@jljarebear.bsky.social

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A Level 1 ASD (I prefer Aspie) apparently sarcastic, progressive liberal, American attorney. If I offended you, it probably wasn’t intentional unless you are MAGA. If so, it definitely was. “Invite” is verb, not a noun. I will die on this hill. He/him

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The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · Mar 4

I stand proudly with the @americanbar.org

Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · Mar 3

An important statement from the American Bar Association. www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...

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The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1h

They really should have market tested that slogan a bit more. So, in order to make a living wage, we must have a monarchy?

Yeah, that’s just as fucking stupid as it sounds.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1h

I guess he really likes mushrooms. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1h

“…Some boys even copulate with furniture,” Vance reminded us.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1h

Quite a few of these countries actually have kings, but okay.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1h

I’d like to point out that the United Kingdom joining a No Kings protest seems a little tone deaf. Nonetheless, I appreciate the support.

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The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1h

I just cannot used to Marjorie Taylor Greene sounding like a rational adult. These are strange times.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 2h

Yes.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 3h

I’m amazed they haven’t already done this.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 4h

I mean, they’re “saving God,” so you know…maybe God will thank them with a nice fruit basket.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 5h

Yes. It is a good time to retake the flag as a symbol of actual democracy and stop letting the fascists claim it as their own, anyway.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, just before Trump and Bibi torched it so Trump’s legendary ego could be stroked at the cost innocent children’s lives.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1d

NO ONE has done more. Not Jesus Christ, Buddha, Roosevelt, Gandhi, Churchill, Truman…

What a complete clown.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1d

Remove him and then have them, anyway.

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: President Obama comes out in favor of Prop 50 in California.

California, help protect democracy and return your ballots today!

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The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1d

That’s okay. I’m sure Elizabeth Warren avoids sitting on couches that JD Vance tried to impregnate.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1d

That song is worse than nails on a chalkboard. The grammatical errors irritate me even more than the dumbass MAGA hicks who consider it their moron rallying cry.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1d

So, one war criminal wants to reward another war criminal with 34 felony convictions for delaying a deal to end the first war criminal’s genocide by giving him a peace prize and we are all just supposed to not laugh hysterically at this enormous farce.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s flood their tip lines to report how we are funding our own participation. I plan on bringing some Subway sandwiches that I will buy with the huge check Soros is sending me. If it doesn’t come soon, I’ll have to dip into my savings for the $20 it costs me to exercise my First Amendment rights.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1d

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Caffeine 🇺🇦 @caffeine.fellas.army · 2d

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The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Birthday, Gus!

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1d

He’s so busy making up excuses to blame democrats for not doing his job that he has no time left to do his job. He still gets a paycheck and better free health insurance than you pay for during this Republican Shutdown to protect pedophiles, though.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1d

It’s true. We are anti-fascists. That seems to really upset the fascists, though. 🤔

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1d

So be it.

The Other Jared @jljarebear.bsky.social · 1d

Meh. They were making sure the government was dysfunctional, anyway. Sucks for those who rely on the services they are determined to eliminate, though.