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Jeff Kennedy
@jkennedy60.bsky.social
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Essayist | Microfictionist | Playwright | Member of the Dramatist Guild | Old Irish Guy | Curmudgeon | Twitter Escapee
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 7d
New Story: Inefficiency

"I was ready to leave the bodega after Eric tried his mark for the third time. The 666 tat was pulsating light red."
Inefficiency
This wasn't how I pictured it.
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 19h
“Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a cowboy…”
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 19h
Really looking forward to Starfleet Academy.
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 2d
If you see this, quote with your favorite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
a cartoon character says moopsy in front of a hand
Alt: Star Trek Lower Decks Moopsy
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 2d
a woman is drinking a cup of coffee from a metal mug .
Alt: Star Trek Enterprise T’Pol sips tea and raises eyebrows
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 2d
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 2d
I think I recognize him from that one Maquis ship…
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 2d
And here’s your drink
coupon. The world is now your oyster.
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 2d
I’m in the middle of “Things My Son Needs to Know About the World” and laughing so hard that I’m in tears.
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 3d
a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk .
Alt: West Wing’s President Bartlet hits head on desk.
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 3d
Offer stands for literally any team, any sport.
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 3d
If you pay me $45mil, I also agree to not coach Penn State football.

Just putting it out there.
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 6d
Lies: 1 in 5 Chicagoans is in a gang.

Reality: 1 in 5 Chicagoans secretly prefer New York-style pizza.
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Sudden Flash @suddenflash.bsky.social · 6d
#Flashfiction #Microfiction
Inefficiency
This wasn't how I pictured it.
yoursuddenflash.blogspot.com
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 7d
Best. Acceptance. Speech. Ever.
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 7d
a group of cartoon characters standing in front of a sign that says lower decks !
Alt: Star Trek Lower Decks chant: Lower Decks! Lower Decks!
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 7d
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
Star Trek Lower Decks Captain Freeman: All hands, brace for weird.
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 7d
New Story: Inefficiency

"I was ready to leave the bodega after Eric tried his mark for the third time. The 666 tat was pulsating light red."
Inefficiency
This wasn't how I pictured it.
yoursuddenflash.blogspot.com
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 10d
Does this creature have a soul?
a cartoon character says moopsy in front of a hand
Alt: A moopsy announces “moopsy”
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 13d
a woman crosses her fingers with the words fingers crossed below her
ALT: a woman crosses her fingers with the words fingers crossed below her
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 14d
I bent over too fast while making the bed and whacked my head on the headboard. Just a minor cut, but I’m now sporting a jaunty bandage.

If anyone asks, I cut myself shaving.
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 15d
Who's your favorite Jedi?
(wrong answers only)
Smile Morpheus GIF
Alt: Morpheus
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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 16d
FFS @schumer.senate.gov, resign for the good of the damn country!
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 18d
Asked what he would do to stop the deployment of federal troops to Portland, Chuck Schumer replies: "I'd hope some of them [Republicans] would join us in legislation to prevent it from happening."

"I know they're loyal to Trump and does whatever he wants but this is so far stepping over the line"
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 15d
Replace any word in a Star Trek title with "knob."

The Trouble with Knobs
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 16d
Who’s your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
doctor strange is standing in the middle of a city street .
Alt: Doctor Strange conjures
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Jeff Kennedy @jkennedy60.bsky.social · 16d
#TylenolAddiction