It really is Final Destination but jail for these dumbfucks

Appearing today in The Week:

Not something I’d typically say on this account but my dudes…there is so much fine beautiful vagina in this world why yinz wasting your tongue stamina on them boots?

I try really really hard not to say anything that even approaches a perception of misogyny but then Marjorie Taylor Green keeps existing

I have at least one moment of despair every single day. If things are going well, it’ll all fall apart soon. If things are bad they’ll never get better. If things are meh they can only get worse.

I try my best not to give into it. Some days it’s hard. Today is one of those days.

I cannot envision a Trump supporter liking Ted Lasso

This is actually exactly accurate:

Hello Darkness My Old Friend...

Keep fighting. Keep dancing.