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Jimmy

@jimmytheclaret.bsky.social

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Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 2d

I'm deliberately out of the loop with as much news as possible, I've made a conscious effort to hyper-localise my focus onto East Lancashire and Burnley in particular. I can do something about here, I can make a difference. Fuck all I can do America for example

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 2d

Ah that's pretty bleak, didn't know that.

Thing is on the RoS thing, Screams always been silly and camp so it being a bit cheesy is fine for me, even S3 is enjoyable because it's a world where daft things happen and you can lean into it

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 3d

Not your thing?

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 3d

Not going to lie, I'm absolutely buzzing for Scream 7. 5 was great, 6 was good fun, really looking forward to this. The idea of a Scare House BnB is spot on and Screams thing, at least recently, is people fighting back so bringing Sydney back works for me

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 4d

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Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 5d

Sold João Pedro after months of blanks

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 6d

Three 🍦moves

Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 6d

Three 🍦moves

Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 6d

Munoz is a great shout for this

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 11d

I still have my eyes on Sunderland struggling to know how to see out a Prem season but they could easily prove me wrong

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 11d

Red arrow, who gives a f*ck, we are Burnley and we're staying up

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 11d

Not to kick a t am when they're down but Wolves had the worst goalkeeping I've seen from anyone not called Meslier

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Meanwhile, in the #WFACup ...

#BURBLR

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 11d

The Kompany era squad would have crumpled like a pensioners hip. Parker has installed a steel mentality in this team

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 11d

Parkers Iron Mentality

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 12d

Week one, the prophecy holds

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 13d

Anthony will be a better value pick over the next 4 than Enzo

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 13d

Anthony will be a better value pick over the next 4 than Enzo

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 15d

You were feeling rough from the start? Because of the outgoings or something else?

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 16d

🙏

I guess you aren't feeling confident then?

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 16d

The number '0' was invented by genius mathematician al-Khwarizmi so he could describe how many points Wolves will get this weekend

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 17d

If anything that improves it, we have to look outside the 'easy' picks and find gems elsewhere

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 17d

89 (-4) and a rise from 1M ish to 330K 🙏

Many hits don't pay off but Gabriel, Saka and Woltermade in sure did

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 19d

FPL TEAM IN THE SHITTER
DIRTY LEEDS FANS FEELING BITTER

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 19d

Parker has absolutely had me for a mug with Foster...

Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 20d

Don't own him but I definitely celebrate 🙏