Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 30m

Home of the Family Von Trapp as well.

1 2

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 1h

I have people I keep a very close eye on.

2

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 1h

a slice of toasted bread with the words i smell burnt on it

ALT: a slice of toasted bread with the words i smell burnt on it

media.tenor.com

1 1

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 2h

It’s from Chicago 🙄. And it’s fine.

This coming from the man who thinks there is no shame in driving 14 hours straight just to do a mundane administrative task and turn around and drive straight back to get home in time to water his grass.

1 1

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 2h

I was today years old to find out that United pre-creams one of the coffee pots. Just adding sugar seems like a luxury.

1

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 2h

If former dog PAO is any guide, all of this is fueled by Zyn stored in custom logo containers.

4

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 3h

a man with a beard is asking what 's his name from netflix

ALT: a man with a beard is asking what 's his name from netflix

media.tenor.com

1

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 4h

a man says there 's no other way in front of a woman

ALT: a man says there 's no other way in front of a woman

media.tenor.com

1

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 4h

4 hour flight with the middle seat open? Don’t mind if I do.

1 4

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 4h

Roy post fire alarm

a bedroom with a ceiling fan above the bed

ALT: a bedroom with a ceiling fan above the bed

media.tenor.com

1 3

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 5h

Remember, you can always delete everything and start over. If it’s important they will send you a reminder.

2

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 7h

Oh….Mundelein

a bald man with a beard wearing a black turtleneck is looking at the camera .

ALT: a bald man with a beard wearing a black turtleneck is looking at the camera .

media.tenor.com

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 7h

What’s the big deal? You should have already been up for an hour. Oh wait, that’s me. 😒

1 1

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 7h

I just took a look too and there are options but some of them look “well enjoyed”

1 2

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 18h

Changing lanes whenever I feel like it?

a man is holding a corndog in front of an american flag and the words bryan luvs corndogs deep

ALT: a man is holding a corndog in front of an american flag and the words bryan luvs corndogs deep

media.tenor.com

1 5

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 18h

a man is holding a football in front of a red van and says `` maybe i will gosh ! ''

ALT: a man is holding a football in front of a red van and says `` maybe i will gosh ! ''

media.tenor.com

1

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 19h

For us it’s fine, 3+ hour drive after it? Woof

1

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 19h

My 9 yo is playing a hockey game at home which ends at 730 on a school night.

The team he’s playing - Bloomington IL, 3+ hour drive home.

Schedulers, coaches, parents

a man in a plaid shirt is saying we don 't know what we 're doing !

ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is saying we don 't know what we 're doing !

media.tenor.com

1 14

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 20h

Eagle looking at the jackets

a woman is sitting at a table and says i 'm a lawyer

ALT: a woman is sitting at a table and says i 'm a lawyer

media.tenor.com

1 5

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 20h

Just tastes different. Not sure.

3

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 20h

a man with a lanyard around his neck that says ' tcl ' on it

ALT: a man with a lanyard around his neck that says ' tcl ' on it

media.tenor.com

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 20h

The Office Jim Halpert GIF

ALT: The Office Jim Halpert GIF

media.tenor.com

1

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 20h

Live look at MSG Hulka on the tower.

1 5

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 20h

I’ve been to Camp Pendleton many times and I can say one thing - when a Marine screws something up, they do so extraordinary well.

John Ismay @johnismay.bsky.social · 21h

An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...

Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say

www.nytimes.com

2 9

Jimmy Perez @jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social · 21h

I feel like you live on a boat. Like Quincy.

a man in a white jacket stands in front of a tv screen that says ' itv 4 ' on it

ALT: a man in a white jacket stands in front of a tv screen that says ' itv 4 ' on it

media.tenor.com

1 2