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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Oct 3

As a teenager, I loved Victoria Wood on the Beeb - and this was always the best bit, with unbelievable timing and done in one take with machine-gun word fire.
#PatriciaRoutledge www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Q2...

Kitty 1 - with Patricia Routledge.avi

YouTube video by pyne007

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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Sep 20

Well done, Harvey. Reminiscent of a certain Mr Zamora's goal at Wembley... #QPR

Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Sep 11

Is it finally time to close down the UK's public schools? Farage, Johnson and Cameron have wrecked - and are still wrecking - this great country. What on earth are they taught there?

Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Sep 5

Looking forward to Farage's stamp-duty tax-dodge on his Clacton home getting equally news coverage to Rayner's similar one. Oh, hang on... #Rayner #StampDuty #Farage #Reform

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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Sep 1

No late deals for Trump? #TransferWindow

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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Aug 30

Storming win. Nice comeback after last Sat. New strikers look immense #QPR

Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Aug 27

Because they’re run by Tories and terrified of bias claims

Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Aug 27

Briton who moved to Muslim city slags off Muslims in British town. Extraordinary. Are they doing stuff like this for a bet to see who can be the most hypocritical?!

Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Aug 26

Pick a minority group, attack them constantly, blame them for the ills of the nation. Can’t imagine where he got this idea from… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Reform UK prepared to deport 600,000 under migration plans

The party outlines its plans to detain and deport all migrants who arrive in the UK on small boats.

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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Aug 24

Unhappy memories from seven years ago. Weird that it was the same score and almost the same date in August as yesterday's disaster. We did stay up that season, though... #QPR www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

West Bromwich Albion 7-1 Queens Park Rangers: Steve McClaren shocked by 'unacceptable' loss

QPR manager Steve McClaren says his side's performance in their 7-1 loss at West Bromwich Albion was

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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Aug 23

What the hell is going on at Cov? #QPR #COV #Help

Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Aug 22

Is it true the legend that is Sir Les inserted this amazing 15% clause into Eze's contract when we sold him to Palace? If so, his legendary status has gone into space! #QPR #SirLes #Legend #Eze #BecomeAnAgentLes

Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Aug 14

Ah, the thrill of the Premier League race! So unpredictable! www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Premier League predictions 2025-26: BBC Sport pundits pick their top four

We ask 33 BBC Sport football pundits to predict who will win the Premier League title, and which clubs will finish in the top four this season.

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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Aug 14

The final show is five minutes of a hand stirring bechamel sauce, apparently www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

MasterChef: Second contestant edited out of Gregg Wallace and John Torode's final series

The show's production company says another chef decided not to be included

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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Aug 13

The BBC apologies yet Jenrick is fine to use the phrase “backward countries”. Amazing www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

BBC apologises after Robert Jenrick accused of xenophobia

A contributor to Radio 4's Thought for the Day slot made the remark about the shadow justice secretary.

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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Aug 11

Hi, Mirror. "It" didn't begin on Aug 10. There were loads of football fixtures before then, not least on Aug 8. Football does exist outside the Premiership tedium #Prem #Mirror #Sky #Tedious

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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Aug 8

I typed "Stars Wars with Danny Dyer" into ChatGPT and got this: "Luke and his muppets get caught and there’s a nutty scene with a rescue. Leia, some princess, is like: 'Get me out of here, tarts!' She's a princess but no damsel in distress - Leia's leading the fight, bruv" #StarWars #DannyDyer

Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Jul 31

Just had an email from IT about why the computers went down: "This was caused by a kernal panic on the main ras platform. Failover resolved the issue." Erm, yes? Like, we knew that?

Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Jul 28

I’m at a total loss trying to figure out why exactly Trump hates the non-white, Muslim mayor of London. Any ideas? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Donald Trump continues feud with Sadiq Khan calling him a nasty person

Sir Keir Starmer intervened after Trump attacked Khan, saying:

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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Jul 22

What exactly is it that the far-right, stupid and arrogant Reform MP Rupert Lowe doesn't like about a female, non-white, Muslim MP? I just don't understand it...

Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Jul 18

Devastating cut-down about the revolting Trump and his past. Why is he not in jail? www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Listen up, weaklings: there’s no Epstein client list. Why are you so obsessed? Yours, Donald J Trump | Marina Hyde

It’s the bonfire of the Maga hats. The real mystery is where their wearers got the idea of a paedophile conspiracy from in the first place, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Jul 15

How much more inadequate and just generally sad can Trump get? It's beyond tragedy now

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Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Jul 1

Watching @PicnicAtHangingRock. It’s beautiful but always scares the crap out of me! Must be the combo of the gentle music and the slow-mo.

Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Jun 25

Have the Rs appointed an estate agent as manager? "Bijou club in the heart of up-and-coming White City. In need of modernisation."

Odysseus Canary-Nimblefart @jimboskinbo.bsky.social · Jun 11

God only knows that we’ll miss you #BeachBoys #BrianWilson www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...

Brian Wilson, visionary creative spirit for the Beach Boys, dies aged 82

Musician, who suffered from mental health problems, wrote and produced the 1966 album Pet Sounds – seen by many as the greatest album of all time

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