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bojack horseshit

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · Sep 24

"The weakest Guilty Gear character is named 'Esset the Suneater', and he's a librarian who is host to a world-ending cosmic entity that manifests through an encyclopedia that he beats people to death with. His super creates a localized big bang within the opponent's brain, flooding their mind with the knowledge of an entire universe. It deals 1/3rd of the opponent's health bar.

The strongest Street Fighter character is named 'Eric Smithereen' and he's some white guy from California who watched a lot of ninja movies to the point he styles himself as a ninja. His most powerful move is Jumping Uppercut With Running Dropkick Followup which leads to a touch of death for the majority of the other cast."

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 15m

the funniest thing about Modern Backrooms™ is the existence of the Magical Sanity-Restoring Regenerative Almond Water™ because the original post says the area smelled of almonds and all the people who latched onto it now don't know that's what cyanide smells like and assume its purely beneficial

bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 1d

mamono.world/products/bja...
yeah here's the site by the way

BJA-BAT: TAP

37" wide by 52" tallWill it take a few weeks to get to your door? Sure.Thank you for your patience!

mamono.world

bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 1d

don't forget to weigh your options (taps my temple knowingly)

WHAT I COULD DO WITH 70 DOLLARS:

- Buy one (1) modern AAA game
- Buy this awesome fucking Morrigan from Darkstalkers Baja Blast tapestry I found on a random site

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 2d

me and some friends categorized random shit into the groups of "big mouth" "south park" "family guy" and "bojack horseman". here you can see several hours of deliberation and deeply unserious ranking

A list that categories assorted media with no consistency within the four categories of "Big Mouth", "South Park", "Family Guy", and "Bojack Horseman".

Many properties are featured, including but not limited to things like Sonic, Dragon Ball, Devil May Cry, Team Fortress 2, Metal Gear, Gundam, and Guilty Gear. These categorizations are arbitrary and satirical and not legitimately meant to be used as to how to understand the games/shows/etc.

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 6d

what if i threw a neutron star at you? like really really hard and without warning? what would you do?

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 6d

jill word of the day: "yakubian"

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 8d

replace the 'p' in 'part' with an 'f'. relax liberal, it's called the first germanic consonant shift

bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 10d

i have corroborated with many experts within various fields and an amazing discovery has been made. "liminal" truly is "online videogame when no players". the white guys on youtube were right all along, i can't believe it

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 12d

"redditors join the mission to protect america" 😭dawgggg

bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 12d

Neutral Vegeta: "Actually, I have no strong feelings in favor of or against the current system of government."

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 15d

every social media site got so many fucking clowns call that shit a digital circus

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 22d

[cowboy brody foxx]

YO MAMA'S SO FAT... This town's big enough for the two of us, but it isn't big enough for one of her!

bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 23d

i woke up with a homer!

i woke up with a bart lisa!

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 24d

Reborn In Another World's Annoying Defense Mission? Get Me Out Of Here!

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 26d

universal century fujoshi wearing a shirt that says "I LOVE CHAR AZNABLE BUT I CONDEMN THE POLITICS OF ZEON AND WILL NEVER SUPPORT THEIR REGIME" that draws a lot of questions that are already answered by the shirt

bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 28d

they have anti homeless benches in idolmaster cinderella girls

bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 29d

thought: video called “this will be american truck sim in real life” and its a full length recording of some 50 something year old man hauling coca cola across the country

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · Sep 25

anybody else love it when a song has this

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · Sep 24

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · Sep 24

white people be like "white people be like" without stopping to realize that in fact they are the white people that be like.

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · Sep 23

coming back from heaven wearing a t-shirt that says "i got raptured and it was chinese"

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · Sep 21

classmate: it's like. you know the shit that happened to ned flanders. they did that to snoop dogg. his only marketable trait was that he was the "smoke weed everyday" guy

[an alien beams down in the middle of the lecture and kills everyone]

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · Sep 20

WHERE IS THE FUCKING POKEMON MAN

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bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · Sep 19

i don't know what i would do in a world without green paint because i'd have nothing to dip my fries in

bojack horseshit @jillsatelier.bsky.social · Sep 18

vampire who can only play games with xbox 360 and nintendo switch controllers because every other d-pad is cross shaped and it gives him burns

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