Jillian
@jilliancardillo.bsky.social
Comic and comedy writer in Washington, DC.
CoverFly is really gonna shut down when I’m only about $2,800 in contest and coverage fees from the Red List sigh.
February 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
CoverFly is really gonna shut down when I’m only about $2,800 in contest and coverage fees from the Red List sigh.
I’ve had this idea for a stunt script but I couldn’t figure out one key piece.
Was scrolling through Reddit instead of writing, and I saw a post that lead me to the answer.
Social media isn’t wasting time #scriptsky. It’s research.
Was scrolling through Reddit instead of writing, and I saw a post that lead me to the answer.
Social media isn’t wasting time #scriptsky. It’s research.
February 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’ve had this idea for a stunt script but I couldn’t figure out one key piece.
Was scrolling through Reddit instead of writing, and I saw a post that lead me to the answer.
Social media isn’t wasting time #scriptsky. It’s research.
Was scrolling through Reddit instead of writing, and I saw a post that lead me to the answer.
Social media isn’t wasting time #scriptsky. It’s research.
I’m “I need Clarissa to explain perimenopause to me” years old.
February 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m “I need Clarissa to explain perimenopause to me” years old.
Just used canola oil am I going to get arrested?
February 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just used canola oil am I going to get arrested?
Sat behind a Senator (in economy!) on my flight today and she was very nice and polite to the flight attendants and people chatting with her.
No real point other than sometimes everything isn’t just a bucket of negative. Idk.
No real point other than sometimes everything isn’t just a bucket of negative. Idk.
January 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sat behind a Senator (in economy!) on my flight today and she was very nice and polite to the flight attendants and people chatting with her.
No real point other than sometimes everything isn’t just a bucket of negative. Idk.
No real point other than sometimes everything isn’t just a bucket of negative. Idk.
Got ghosted for a video interview but while I was waiting I came up with five solid ideas for personal essays so I am not even mad.
January 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Got ghosted for a video interview but while I was waiting I came up with five solid ideas for personal essays so I am not even mad.
I’m just a girl sitting in her apartment wondering why her upstairs neighbor has decided to vacuum at 11pm.
January 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’m just a girl sitting in her apartment wondering why her upstairs neighbor has decided to vacuum at 11pm.
Haven’t read any (non professional) articles scripts in a while, anyone up for a swap?
I write comedy pilots but up to read whatever.
I write comedy pilots but up to read whatever.
January 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Haven’t read any (non professional) articles scripts in a while, anyone up for a swap?
I write comedy pilots but up to read whatever.
I write comedy pilots but up to read whatever.
Politics aside, with Trudeau stepping down, I need someone to tell me who the new hottest world leader is ASAP.
January 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Politics aside, with Trudeau stepping down, I need someone to tell me who the new hottest world leader is ASAP.
Finished outlines for the first two episodes of my web series.
I love this idea so much I’m gonna make it myself.
I might be crazy.
I love this idea so much I’m gonna make it myself.
I might be crazy.
January 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Finished outlines for the first two episodes of my web series.
I love this idea so much I’m gonna make it myself.
I might be crazy.
I love this idea so much I’m gonna make it myself.
I might be crazy.
I’m not making any resolutions this year.
I think 2025 should make the resolution to not suck instead.
I think 2025 should make the resolution to not suck instead.
January 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’m not making any resolutions this year.
I think 2025 should make the resolution to not suck instead.
I think 2025 should make the resolution to not suck instead.
Wireless headphones are great until you realize they’re not actually on and the whole train knows you’re listening to Bette Midler.
January 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Wireless headphones are great until you realize they’re not actually on and the whole train knows you’re listening to Bette Midler.
RIP to that idea I had while lying in bed last night but didn’t write down because “I just want to go to sleep” and haven’t been able to remember all day.
We’ll meet again someday my friend.
We’ll meet again someday my friend.
December 20, 2024 at 9:00 PM
RIP to that idea I had while lying in bed last night but didn’t write down because “I just want to go to sleep” and haven’t been able to remember all day.
We’ll meet again someday my friend.
We’ll meet again someday my friend.
Me: I will not spend any money today.
Every company I’ve ever given my email address to: you sure about that?
Every company I’ve ever given my email address to: you sure about that?
December 2, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Me: I will not spend any money today.
Every company I’ve ever given my email address to: you sure about that?
Every company I’ve ever given my email address to: you sure about that?
She opens Final Draft to start her ninth screenplay.
“This is the one” she whispers.
She hopes the Devil is listening because she is ready to make a deal.
“This is the one” she whispers.
She hopes the Devil is listening because she is ready to make a deal.
November 30, 2024 at 5:42 PM
She opens Final Draft to start her ninth screenplay.
“This is the one” she whispers.
She hopes the Devil is listening because she is ready to make a deal.
“This is the one” she whispers.
She hopes the Devil is listening because she is ready to make a deal.
“Why are you only looking for remote jobs?”
“Because a woman’s place is in the home.”
Finally a conservative value I can believe in.
“Because a woman’s place is in the home.”
Finally a conservative value I can believe in.
November 26, 2024 at 8:02 PM
“Why are you only looking for remote jobs?”
“Because a woman’s place is in the home.”
Finally a conservative value I can believe in.
“Because a woman’s place is in the home.”
Finally a conservative value I can believe in.
If any of the writers here are on Medium let me know. Recently started publishing there and I’d like to find you!
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I Don’t Want Your Stupid Job Anyway
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September 17, 2023 at 3:41 PM
If any of the writers here are on Medium let me know. Recently started publishing there and I’d like to find you!
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When you’re a writer but you’re also old school.
August 27, 2023 at 10:54 PM
When you’re a writer but you’re also old school.