@jihymas.bsky.social
My girlfriend's name is Sue Vid
And do you know what she just did?
When I said she was hot,
She replied 'Not a lot!'
And said I was being horrid.
#limerick
And do you know what she just did?
When I said she was hot,
She replied 'Not a lot!'
And said I was being horrid.
#limerick
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My girlfriend's name is Sue Vid
And do you know what she just did?
When I said she was hot,
She replied 'Not a lot!'
And said I was being horrid.
#limerick
And do you know what she just did?
When I said she was hot,
She replied 'Not a lot!'
And said I was being horrid.
#limerick
If long-living lust is in mind,
Then look at your lady's behind.
Two hills and a crevice,
For vita is brevis;
Arse lingers when boobs have declined!
#limerick
Then look at your lady's behind.
Two hills and a crevice,
For vita is brevis;
Arse lingers when boobs have declined!
#limerick
October 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If long-living lust is in mind,
Then look at your lady's behind.
Two hills and a crevice,
For vita is brevis;
Arse lingers when boobs have declined!
#limerick
Then look at your lady's behind.
Two hills and a crevice,
For vita is brevis;
Arse lingers when boobs have declined!
#limerick
"Of my feelings", I said, "be considerate!
"When I want a good feel, please deliver it!"
I then started feeling
But she started squealing
"I have not yet said yes! I'll consider it!"
#limerick
"When I want a good feel, please deliver it!"
I then started feeling
But she started squealing
"I have not yet said yes! I'll consider it!"
#limerick
October 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"Of my feelings", I said, "be considerate!
"When I want a good feel, please deliver it!"
I then started feeling
But she started squealing
"I have not yet said yes! I'll consider it!"
#limerick
"When I want a good feel, please deliver it!"
I then started feeling
But she started squealing
"I have not yet said yes! I'll consider it!"
#limerick
An easy one, but it was satisfying!
White to play and win (mate in 22 according to Stockfish)
From the game lichess.org/Gl2tvdmy/whi...
#chessproblem
White to play and win (mate in 22 according to Stockfish)
From the game lichess.org/Gl2tvdmy/whi...
#chessproblem
October 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
An easy one, but it was satisfying!
White to play and win (mate in 22 according to Stockfish)
From the game lichess.org/Gl2tvdmy/whi...
#chessproblem
White to play and win (mate in 22 according to Stockfish)
From the game lichess.org/Gl2tvdmy/whi...
#chessproblem
I know a young man who's obsessed
With sorting great quips from the rest.
He says "When one ponders
"Fine double-entendres
"Mae West had a pair of the best!"
#Limerick
With sorting great quips from the rest.
He says "When one ponders
"Fine double-entendres
"Mae West had a pair of the best!"
#Limerick
September 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I know a young man who's obsessed
With sorting great quips from the rest.
He says "When one ponders
"Fine double-entendres
"Mae West had a pair of the best!"
#Limerick
With sorting great quips from the rest.
He says "When one ponders
"Fine double-entendres
"Mae West had a pair of the best!"
#Limerick
A sentence can become a tormenter
By misusing the word epicentre
Vertical difference
Mean no equivalence
Between this word's meaning and "centre"!
#limerick
By misusing the word epicentre
Vertical difference
Mean no equivalence
Between this word's meaning and "centre"!
#limerick
September 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
A sentence can become a tormenter
By misusing the word epicentre
Vertical difference
Mean no equivalence
Between this word's meaning and "centre"!
#limerick
By misusing the word epicentre
Vertical difference
Mean no equivalence
Between this word's meaning and "centre"!
#limerick
You are just as young as you feel!
So I feel my mistress with zeal!
And then we have fun
Knowing once we're done
A miss should be good for a meal!
#limerick
So I feel my mistress with zeal!
And then we have fun
Knowing once we're done
A miss should be good for a meal!
#limerick
September 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You are just as young as you feel!
So I feel my mistress with zeal!
And then we have fun
Knowing once we're done
A miss should be good for a meal!
#limerick
So I feel my mistress with zeal!
And then we have fun
Knowing once we're done
A miss should be good for a meal!
#limerick
A Response to Sonnet 130
Or
Why Cats are Better than Women
My kitty is something like the sun
Because when all things are said and done
Her heliopaws
Have helioclaws
Those who see them should certainly run!
#limerick
Or
Why Cats are Better than Women
My kitty is something like the sun
Because when all things are said and done
Her heliopaws
Have helioclaws
Those who see them should certainly run!
#limerick
September 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A Response to Sonnet 130
Or
Why Cats are Better than Women
My kitty is something like the sun
Because when all things are said and done
Her heliopaws
Have helioclaws
Those who see them should certainly run!
#limerick
Or
Why Cats are Better than Women
My kitty is something like the sun
Because when all things are said and done
Her heliopaws
Have helioclaws
Those who see them should certainly run!
#limerick
He ate them until nearly comatose!
Abdominal bursting was very close!
But the effort inspired
The thought which was required:
A new way to say the word "tomatoes"!
#Limerick
Abdominal bursting was very close!
But the effort inspired
The thought which was required:
A new way to say the word "tomatoes"!
#Limerick
September 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
He ate them until nearly comatose!
Abdominal bursting was very close!
But the effort inspired
The thought which was required:
A new way to say the word "tomatoes"!
#Limerick
Abdominal bursting was very close!
But the effort inspired
The thought which was required:
A new way to say the word "tomatoes"!
#Limerick
My girl's sexual longing was honed
For fun late in the night when I 'phoned.
She got rather jaunty
Quoting Belafonte:
"Daylight come and I wanna get boned!"
#limerick
For fun late in the night when I 'phoned.
She got rather jaunty
Quoting Belafonte:
"Daylight come and I wanna get boned!"
#limerick
September 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My girl's sexual longing was honed
For fun late in the night when I 'phoned.
She got rather jaunty
Quoting Belafonte:
"Daylight come and I wanna get boned!"
#limerick
For fun late in the night when I 'phoned.
She got rather jaunty
Quoting Belafonte:
"Daylight come and I wanna get boned!"
#limerick
There are times when a man's urgent needs
Lead to begging and doing good deeds
But when I want a quickie,
I yell "Brace yerself, chicky!"
I disdain being one who just pleads.
#limerick
Lead to begging and doing good deeds
But when I want a quickie,
I yell "Brace yerself, chicky!"
I disdain being one who just pleads.
#limerick
August 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
There are times when a man's urgent needs
Lead to begging and doing good deeds
But when I want a quickie,
I yell "Brace yerself, chicky!"
I disdain being one who just pleads.
#limerick
Lead to begging and doing good deeds
But when I want a quickie,
I yell "Brace yerself, chicky!"
I disdain being one who just pleads.
#limerick
I told my girl she shouldn't giggle so
Just 'cause I claimed I was her gigolo
"Your body is flawless
"And when you are braless
"I simply adore how they jiggle so!"
#limerick
Just 'cause I claimed I was her gigolo
"Your body is flawless
"And when you are braless
"I simply adore how they jiggle so!"
#limerick
August 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I told my girl she shouldn't giggle so
Just 'cause I claimed I was her gigolo
"Your body is flawless
"And when you are braless
"I simply adore how they jiggle so!"
#limerick
Just 'cause I claimed I was her gigolo
"Your body is flawless
"And when you are braless
"I simply adore how they jiggle so!"
#limerick
In honour of Oh, by Jingo!, one of the finest songs ever written:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCJ3...
If you date a girl named Jingo
Then take her one night to the bingo.
Buy her a dabber
Then try to grab 'er
And see just how far you kin go!
#limerick
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCJ3...
If you date a girl named Jingo
Then take her one night to the bingo.
Buy her a dabber
Then try to grab 'er
And see just how far you kin go!
#limerick
Oh! By Jingo
YouTube video by Spike Jones - Topic
www.youtube.com
August 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
In honour of Oh, by Jingo!, one of the finest songs ever written:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCJ3...
If you date a girl named Jingo
Then take her one night to the bingo.
Buy her a dabber
Then try to grab 'er
And see just how far you kin go!
#limerick
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCJ3...
If you date a girl named Jingo
Then take her one night to the bingo.
Buy her a dabber
Then try to grab 'er
And see just how far you kin go!
#limerick
August 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Reposted
Oh, this was glorious! I played very well - by my standards, anyway! - and capped the attack with a devastating combination.
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/rBLn4wXf/whi...
#chessproblems
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/rBLn4wXf/whi...
#chessproblems
August 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Oh, this was glorious! I played very well - by my standards, anyway! - and capped the attack with a devastating combination.
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/rBLn4wXf/whi...
#chessproblems
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/rBLn4wXf/whi...
#chessproblems
Oh, this was glorious! I played very well - by my standards, anyway! - and capped the attack with a devastating combination.
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/rBLn4wXf/whi...
#chessproblems
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/rBLn4wXf/whi...
#chessproblems
August 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Oh, this was glorious! I played very well - by my standards, anyway! - and capped the attack with a devastating combination.
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/rBLn4wXf/whi...
#chessproblems
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/rBLn4wXf/whi...
#chessproblems
One move wins.
All other reasonable moves draw.
What's the best move?
From the game lichess.org/lQSnEjWV/whi...
All other reasonable moves draw.
What's the best move?
From the game lichess.org/lQSnEjWV/whi...
August 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
One move wins.
All other reasonable moves draw.
What's the best move?
From the game lichess.org/lQSnEjWV/whi...
All other reasonable moves draw.
What's the best move?
From the game lichess.org/lQSnEjWV/whi...
I was so enamoured of my combination winning massive material that I overlooked a possible mate after an inaccurate response by white!
Black to play and win.
I don't know how to link to to the games (I am slumming it while my server is down), but if you don't see my win, make a comment!
Black to play and win.
I don't know how to link to to the games (I am slumming it while my server is down), but if you don't see my win, make a comment!
March 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I was so enamoured of my combination winning massive material that I overlooked a possible mate after an inaccurate response by white!
Black to play and win.
I don't know how to link to to the games (I am slumming it while my server is down), but if you don't see my win, make a comment!
Black to play and win.
I don't know how to link to to the games (I am slumming it while my server is down), but if you don't see my win, make a comment!
March 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A very sloppy game (like many of mine lately, unfortunately), but a fun denouement!
White to play and win. For bonus marks, white to play and mate in 13 according to Stockfish.
From the game lichess.org/lUUyi2AX/whi...
#chessproblem
White to play and win. For bonus marks, white to play and mate in 13 according to Stockfish.
From the game lichess.org/lUUyi2AX/whi...
#chessproblem
March 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A very sloppy game (like many of mine lately, unfortunately), but a fun denouement!
White to play and win. For bonus marks, white to play and mate in 13 according to Stockfish.
From the game lichess.org/lUUyi2AX/whi...
#chessproblem
White to play and win. For bonus marks, white to play and mate in 13 according to Stockfish.
From the game lichess.org/lUUyi2AX/whi...
#chessproblem
Maybe not the hardest move to find, but satisfying!
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/OrvyvmFQ/whi...
#chessproblem
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/OrvyvmFQ/whi...
#chessproblem
March 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Maybe not the hardest move to find, but satisfying!
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/OrvyvmFQ/whi...
#chessproblem
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/OrvyvmFQ/whi...
#chessproblem
OK, maybe not the most obscure problem in the world. But still fun!
White to play and mate in six.
From the game lichess.org/e7cedt7O/whi...
#chessproblem
White to play and mate in six.
From the game lichess.org/e7cedt7O/whi...
#chessproblem
February 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
OK, maybe not the most obscure problem in the world. But still fun!
White to play and mate in six.
From the game lichess.org/e7cedt7O/whi...
#chessproblem
White to play and mate in six.
From the game lichess.org/e7cedt7O/whi...
#chessproblem
This was a fun game.
Black to play and mate in three.
From the game lichess.org/UoAxJWke/black
#chessproblem
Black to play and mate in three.
From the game lichess.org/UoAxJWke/black
#chessproblem
February 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This was a fun game.
Black to play and mate in three.
From the game lichess.org/UoAxJWke/black
#chessproblem
Black to play and mate in three.
From the game lichess.org/UoAxJWke/black
#chessproblem
I found this one while reading 'Jill the Reckless' by Wodehouse.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ZA...
They don't write songs like that any more!
#musichall #comicsong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ZA...
They don't write songs like that any more!
#musichall #comicsong
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I found this one while reading 'Jill the Reckless' by Wodehouse.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ZA...
They don't write songs like that any more!
#musichall #comicsong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ZA...
They don't write songs like that any more!
#musichall #comicsong
Well, not a particularly good game I'm afraid. I missed way too many tactics - including the following:
White to play and mate in six.
From the game lichess.org/yaugWhAc/white
#chessproblem
White to play and mate in six.
From the game lichess.org/yaugWhAc/white
#chessproblem
February 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Well, not a particularly good game I'm afraid. I missed way too many tactics - including the following:
White to play and mate in six.
From the game lichess.org/yaugWhAc/white
#chessproblem
White to play and mate in six.
From the game lichess.org/yaugWhAc/white
#chessproblem