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Joe
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I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I’ve just finished my milk.
I love that at least once every session at the darts Tottenham Get Battered gets going
December 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
There is nothing worse than a player taking a long range effort in the dying minutes of a game when you need a goal.
December 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Very proud of my (not so little) cousin. He’s had quite a year.
faroutmagazine.co.uk/live-musicia...
Live musician of the year 2025: ELLiS-D
This year alone, ELLiS-D played over 150 shows as one of the most electrifying up and coming artists around, and a touring musician for Fat Dog.
faroutmagazine.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
All went downhill after the wasp went.
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The lad is leading a glorious comeback in the world championships with a wasp on his fucking shoulder.
December 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
HOW IS THAT WASP STILL ON HIS SHOULDER?!
December 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Well, that was painful.
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I think the biggest disappointment of that half was that Mosquera didn’t get hit in the throat hard enough.
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m feeling very ill and a free flowing, devastating victory of bottom of the league will make me feel better. Don’t let me down, Arsenal.
December 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I love watching darts and drinking beer, but I haaaaate Ally Pally, dressing up and people being performatively obnoxious
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Well, if we’re struggling for a role on the right, at least we know that Marli Salmon can fillet.
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Arteta turning to his bench in the 80th minute
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
He’s putting on Saka when we’re 3-0 up.
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Something we need to see Martinelli do more of. Hopefully that gives him the confidence to try it more often.
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Should we break some more of his fingers?
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They’re playing their 3rd choice goalkeeper? Clean sheet confirmed for him.
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I don’t think that even once in the entirety of humanity has a leaf inadvertently blown into someone’s mouth.
December 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I don’t really care too much about the line up. My only concern is playing anyone potentially in the red zone (Zubi, Merino?). Hopefully we’re in a position to hook them asap and also give Ethan some minutes. I feel like Ethan needs some minutes.
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Arsenal’s u19’s have just lost 2-1 with the last kick of the game. Fair play that they’ve taken emulating the first team so accurately.
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
December 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Well there’s no denying he has Arsenal DNA
🚨 Max Dowman expected to be out for approximately 2 months after suffering ankle ligament damage. 15yo England youth int’l attacker injured in challenge by opponent in #AFC friendly v Manchester United but anticipated surgery not required 🚨
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
Arsenal’s Max Dowman set for two months out with ankle ligament injury
Dowman, 15, suffered the injury following a challenge by an opponent during a friendly against Manchester United on Saturday.
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 AM
So many of the lads looked absolutely shagged on Saturday so tonight I would go;

Kepa
White Timber Hincapie MLS
Norgaard
Ødegaard Ethan
Noni Gyokeres Martinelli
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I wouldn’t be surprised it they sold off the commercial rights for bookings.

“And Harry Kane receives a yellow card brought to you by Budweiser, tackle responsibly, drink responsibly”
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.

Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.

It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.

More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
2026 World Cup to feature three-minute hydration breaks in every half throughout tournament
Every game will pause for three minutes in the middle of each half, which will essentially split the match into quarters.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM