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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 13h

we eating humpy sashimi TONIGHT

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 1d

gosh, D'Angelo. just an incredible loss, what else is there to say.

Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 3d

I dunno what you got going on in your life but you need to go buy some sweet potatoes, they're huge rn

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ToughPigs @toughpigs.com · 4d

Remembering the great Diane Keaton with the Muppets' homage from the 1982 Miss Piggy Calendar.

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 5d

my marriage is marked SAFE from the Detroit Tigers.

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 5d

every inning is an ever increasing escalation of me going "if the tigers can't score here they don't deserve to win". Like at this point they could draw a bases loaded walk and still not score

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 5d

staring down the barrel of a potential Detroit vs Toronto playoff series in my lifetime like Lockjaw saying "if those lines are straight then we're gonna have a problem" in the paternity test scene

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 7d

yankeeslose

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 7d

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 8d

ads for TRON ARES have all the thrill and appeal of getting one's blood drawn for a routine check-up.

Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 10d

sunburned in october but i'm still not as cooked as the yankees, jeeeeez

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 11d

there are many ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER thoughts out there; mine are about phone calls, living in ignorance vs doing the hard work, parenting styles, the power of giving a shit about what words mean letterboxd.com/speedinuptos...

A ★★★★★ review of One Battle After Another (2025)

It gets harder to answer the call as you get older. You know it’s there - that old impulse to rise, to fight, to matter - but time dulls the reflex. There’s always a reason not to pick up. In Bob's ca...

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 12d

SLEUTH (1972): what was in the water back then that made someone want to fry crime fiction novelists this badly, god damn

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 13d

gonna take a guess and say being vehemently uncritical of a billionaire is not gonna lead them to doing their career best work this time either

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 13d

we can quibble over 2 or 3 songs that disintegrate on impact, but 'man i need' is a popeye can of spinach + 'nice to each other' is a top down summer car drive and that's all you need for a thumbs up album sometimes.

Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 13d

olivia dean hit with the p4k 'this is too obviously good but we can't claim it' 6.9 when i was expecting the 'hey this is alright' 7.3 shrug gesture, interesting

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 17d

I take it as a joke that Bob is incensed by how lame Comrade Josh is as a code name but 'Ghetto Pat' is also just as corny but of a different time (2008)

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 18d

I know normal people don't have folks they trust for movies but it is a tiny bit alienating that the OW ceiling for a movie whose whole promo campaign seems to just be "*everyone* you have ever trusted about movies says this is an all timer" is like, $30 mill or less

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Sally McSpooky 👻 @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 19d

Gutted at the news that Kaleb Horton is gone. Kaleb was a brilliant writer, of course, but he was also a gifted photographer. Years ago I encouraged him to sell his pieces. His work was so good, I told him, and people should see it.

Here are some of his beautiful shots.

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Tactical Onions Vendor @inkana.bsky.social · 19d

Both gone now. Just sad

Tweet from Norm telling Kaleb Horton he’s a good writer

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 19d

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER: modelo stocks way up. lacoste stocks way down.

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 22d

THE LONG WALK: I dont entirely agree with its methods but this movie was on to something. to cure male loneliness, sometimes, the fellas just gotta take a long walk

Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 23d

honestly I can't even engage with this, it's formally the perfect response. this is truer than what I said which I had said was true but it is now untrue

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Joe Hackett!! @jhackett.bsky.social · 23d

PLATONIC is such a good show. no one is saying it because it's on Apple+ but it's true. they don't want the truth out there

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