Me llamo Jeff desu
@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)
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I love December when some of the hottest and most athletic people online turn into rat furries
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I love December when some of the hottest and most athletic people online turn into rat furries
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This creater puts "reading levels" into perspective in a really helpful way, so sharing it here.
October 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This creater puts "reading levels" into perspective in a really helpful way, so sharing it here.
I hate the person who pointed out that vaping could be giving the youths lead paint stare btw because like please... i want to believe my students are just sleepy or high and not literally lead poisoned
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I hate the person who pointed out that vaping could be giving the youths lead paint stare btw because like please... i want to believe my students are just sleepy or high and not literally lead poisoned
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wlw steddie weekend outings
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
wlw steddie weekend outings
@hideyourfires.bsky.social I made a chart
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
@hideyourfires.bsky.social I made a chart
Mini-crashout this morning where I genuinely thought about quitting my job because I am so mad at admin rn
December 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Mini-crashout this morning where I genuinely thought about quitting my job because I am so mad at admin rn
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December 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Wait this shit I’m proud of…
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Wait this shit I’m proud of…
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パレスチナの「聖地」で3年ぶりツリー点灯 ガザの住民に思いはせ
www.asahi.com/articles/AST...
イエス・キリストの生誕の地と言われるパレスチナ自治区ヨルダン川西岸のベツレヘムで、クリスマスツリーの点灯式がありました。
ガザで戦闘が始まった2023年以降は中止されてきましたが、停戦発効を受けて3年ぶりに再開しました。
www.asahi.com/articles/AST...
イエス・キリストの生誕の地と言われるパレスチナ自治区ヨルダン川西岸のベツレヘムで、クリスマスツリーの点灯式がありました。
ガザで戦闘が始まった2023年以降は中止されてきましたが、停戦発効を受けて3年ぶりに再開しました。
パレスチナの「聖地」で3年ぶりツリー点灯 ガザの住民に思いはせ：朝日新聞
イエス・キリストの生誕の地と言われるパレスチナ自治区ヨルダン川西岸のベツレヘムで6日夜、クリスマスツリーの点灯式があった。ガザで戦闘が始まった2023年以降は中止されてきたが、停戦発効を受けて3年ぶ…
www.asahi.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
パレスチナの「聖地」で3年ぶりツリー点灯 ガザの住民に思いはせ
www.asahi.com/articles/AST...
イエス・キリストの生誕の地と言われるパレスチナ自治区ヨルダン川西岸のベツレヘムで、クリスマスツリーの点灯式がありました。
ガザで戦闘が始まった2023年以降は中止されてきましたが、停戦発効を受けて3年ぶりに再開しました。
www.asahi.com/articles/AST...
イエス・キリストの生誕の地と言われるパレスチナ自治区ヨルダン川西岸のベツレヘムで、クリスマスツリーの点灯式がありました。
ガザで戦闘が始まった2023年以降は中止されてきましたが、停戦発効を受けて3年ぶりに再開しました。
Ok cringe is dead but I’m thinking maybe it shouldn’t be
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Ok cringe is dead but I’m thinking maybe it shouldn’t be
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
I feel like mold
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I feel like mold
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Bro I just had a fucking awful day and I’m trying to be chill about it but I am not… I guess at least no one was hurt (physically)
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Bro I just had a fucking awful day and I’m trying to be chill about it but I am not… I guess at least no one was hurt (physically)
I’m having an ongoing crashout about sending paperwork in in SEPTEMBER and not getting it back until YESTERDAY and these [explicative deleted] wanna back date it to before Thanksgiving bite meeeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I’m having an ongoing crashout about sending paperwork in in SEPTEMBER and not getting it back until YESTERDAY and these [explicative deleted] wanna back date it to before Thanksgiving bite meeeeeee
I forget that anniversaries even exist lol it's been 3 years and one month since I wrote my first steddie fic I guess
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I forget that anniversaries even exist lol it's been 3 years and one month since I wrote my first steddie fic I guess
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i did not make this, my publisher did as part of a promotional trot, but honestly i am so flattered they think im a steve what a powerful compliment
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i did not make this, my publisher did as part of a promotional trot, but honestly i am so flattered they think im a steve what a powerful compliment
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thinking about omegas who have to stay leashed when they're in public, and in the charge of one of their packmates....robin acting as steve's alpha until she finds a mate for him....steve at work looking bored, fiddling with his collar and leash, which is tied to the counter...
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 AM
thinking about omegas who have to stay leashed when they're in public, and in the charge of one of their packmates....robin acting as steve's alpha until she finds a mate for him....steve at work looking bored, fiddling with his collar and leash, which is tied to the counter...
Who do we think would be the most performative male in a modern AU: Steve, Jonathan, or Eddie?
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Who do we think would be the most performative male in a modern AU: Steve, Jonathan, or Eddie?
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💭 what of society omegas have their fangs filed down after they present 💭 an inescapable rite of passage💭
omega steve and his blunt teeth that ache all the time now. the space where he knows he should be able to bite and break skin.
looking enviously at fellow omega eddie and his glinting fangs.
omega steve and his blunt teeth that ache all the time now. the space where he knows he should be able to bite and break skin.
looking enviously at fellow omega eddie and his glinting fangs.
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
💭 what of society omegas have their fangs filed down after they present 💭 an inescapable rite of passage💭
omega steve and his blunt teeth that ache all the time now. the space where he knows he should be able to bite and break skin.
looking enviously at fellow omega eddie and his glinting fangs.
omega steve and his blunt teeth that ache all the time now. the space where he knows he should be able to bite and break skin.
looking enviously at fellow omega eddie and his glinting fangs.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I thought I had 4 classes worth of worth of worksheets to check but it was only 2 but now I've done 1 and I am tired
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I thought I had 4 classes worth of worth of worksheets to check but it was only 2 but now I've done 1 and I am tired
I love that fans will do so much with absolutely piss-poor world building
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I love that fans will do so much with absolutely piss-poor world building
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If Henry Creel had known Eddie Munson's potential, he would have dropped everything to get to him. All his plans. All his schemes. Who needs them when you've got a boy who can reshape time? Who can fracture it like lighting?
Fortunately, Henry hadn't known.
Unfortunately, Eddie hadn't either.
Fortunately, Henry hadn't known.
Unfortunately, Eddie hadn't either.
So we saw another Munson grave at the cemetery and I was leafing through my "World of Stickers" book, and I was curious if the text was readable so I used my camera to zoom in (check alt text to read)
Very puzzling
#ST5 #strangerthings5 #strangerthingsspoilers #EddieMunson
Very puzzling
#ST5 #strangerthings5 #strangerthingsspoilers #EddieMunson
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
If Henry Creel had known Eddie Munson's potential, he would have dropped everything to get to him. All his plans. All his schemes. Who needs them when you've got a boy who can reshape time? Who can fracture it like lighting?
Fortunately, Henry hadn't known.
Unfortunately, Eddie hadn't either.
Fortunately, Henry hadn't known.
Unfortunately, Eddie hadn't either.