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Me llamo Jeff desu

@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social

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Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · Nov 17

I write thread fics and real fics. This is a pinned post.

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 16h

It’s been 2 hours!!!! Why is my unhinged bullshit the first comment. Honestly today’s theme: unhinged bullshit

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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 18h

Everyone remembers the 90s coffee explosion, but few dare to remember its traditional partner. The Muffin Epoch

John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 18h

you ever think about how in the 90s people quietly got everyone used to eating blueberry cake for breakfast

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 19h

Grabby hands!!!!

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 20h

Conversations with 17 year olds:
A: If you could be any animal, what animal would you be?
Me: Do your work.
A: But what animal??
Me: The animal that would get you to do this work.
A: So, a tiger.
Me: OK, I'm a tiger. Do your work.
A: OK, thank you.

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 20h

WITH A COMMENTARY???????? Jealous of all your classmates fr fr

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

No, it’s mean

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

Cuips, literally everything: poetry, standardized tests, shipping dynamics, the weather, emails. I gotta delete stuff on the reg and rephrase it or just Not say it. It’s not the things; it is the Jeff

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna see if I can make some teenagers upsetti spaghetti with this one, thank you

Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

I’m working sooooooooooooooooo hard not to be incredibly mean tbh

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✄肉丸 @rouwan.bsky.social · 1d

cocoon

#ffvii #ff7 #adventchildren

painting of sephiroth and kadaj from final fantasy vii advent children. sephiroth is emerging from kadajs chest and separating from him (?) in chestburster style :)

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

Maddening that I’ve seen people fully fail to understand a fucking piece of art only to see a kpop edit that absolutely gets it though truly that tracks all the coolest smartest people I know love kpop

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not saying I have favorite students but it’s always my favorite student who guesses what song it is and triggers the Gnarly event

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 2d

This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 2d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 1d

Eddie left that interaction certain of his perfect understanding of the situation and his unique insights into Stobin and he literally thinks they’re both straight