Jet Puff
@jetpuff.bsky.social
I’m an Oracle actually
www.jetpuff.bandcamp.com
www.jetpuff.bandcamp.com
This is the daughter of Kermit and Miss Piggy
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is the daughter of Kermit and Miss Piggy
Saying reality shows aren’t an art form is erasure for editors. They’re crafting narratives like it’s nothing!
Writing is like painting in the way that editing is like sculpting.
Writing is like painting in the way that editing is like sculpting.
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Saying reality shows aren’t an art form is erasure for editors. They’re crafting narratives like it’s nothing!
Writing is like painting in the way that editing is like sculpting.
Writing is like painting in the way that editing is like sculpting.
Future game show questions are gonna be like: People enjoy the refreshing squirt of Dr. Biz, true or hell yeah?
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Future game show questions are gonna be like: People enjoy the refreshing squirt of Dr. Biz, true or hell yeah?
I’m a Nepo baby actually, my great grandfather coined the term “wakey wakey eggs and bakey”
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m a Nepo baby actually, my great grandfather coined the term “wakey wakey eggs and bakey”
I wrote a reverse-Alien script about loneliness, with 50 foot blue aliens. Friends get abducted, kill the aliens, then get stuck in space until an alien rescue team arrives (and it switches to their perspective). It only uses music from Ariana Grande's Thank U, Next.
I really love it. #scriptsky
I really love it. #scriptsky
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I wrote a reverse-Alien script about loneliness, with 50 foot blue aliens. Friends get abducted, kill the aliens, then get stuck in space until an alien rescue team arrives (and it switches to their perspective). It only uses music from Ariana Grande's Thank U, Next.
I really love it. #scriptsky
I really love it. #scriptsky
Call me Mr. Poppers, cause when I hit that pen, g? That’s a win.
October 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Call me Mr. Poppers, cause when I hit that pen, g? That’s a win.
I hate whoever came up with saying something was not on their bingo card. I’m going to track them down and then complain at them.
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I hate whoever came up with saying something was not on their bingo card. I’m going to track them down and then complain at them.
In my dream I was trying to screenshot a tik tok.
I think my brain has seen too much and needs to retire on a farm.
I think my brain has seen too much and needs to retire on a farm.
October 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
In my dream I was trying to screenshot a tik tok.
I think my brain has seen too much and needs to retire on a farm.
I think my brain has seen too much and needs to retire on a farm.
In a age where everyone has high quality cameras in their pockets, it’s impressive that they photobooths have found a way to make taking pictures expensive
October 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
In a age where everyone has high quality cameras in their pockets, it’s impressive that they photobooths have found a way to make taking pictures expensive
All films are silent films if your TV’s broken
September 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
All films are silent films if your TV’s broken
Need advice from a film bro, can I watch Jeanne Dielman on 2X speed?
Cause if I can’t for that one I do not know why Criterion Channel added the feature in the first place.
Cause if I can’t for that one I do not know why Criterion Channel added the feature in the first place.
September 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Need advice from a film bro, can I watch Jeanne Dielman on 2X speed?
Cause if I can’t for that one I do not know why Criterion Channel added the feature in the first place.
Cause if I can’t for that one I do not know why Criterion Channel added the feature in the first place.
Most men never get full of embalming fluid until their funeral
September 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Most men never get full of embalming fluid until their funeral
“Why was JigSaw dummy thicc” first thing said in the car after Saw the Musical
August 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why was JigSaw dummy thicc” first thing said in the car after Saw the Musical
Give it up on bass guitar, Dogwater! And on lead guitar, Donkey Flip! And on drums, the madman himself, Dougie Burgers.
July 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Give it up on bass guitar, Dogwater! And on lead guitar, Donkey Flip! And on drums, the madman himself, Dougie Burgers.
Everyone treated it like a big joke, but I’d be so scared if I was on a plane and there was multiple snakes crawling around
June 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Everyone treated it like a big joke, but I’d be so scared if I was on a plane and there was multiple snakes crawling around
Had a dream Fred Flinstone got canceled and they were using the hashtag #YabbaDabbaDoBetter
June 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Had a dream Fred Flinstone got canceled and they were using the hashtag #YabbaDabbaDoBetter
I’m cold and stoned, somebody cream in me
June 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’m cold and stoned, somebody cream in me
Girl Put Your Records On voice: Boy turn that Clairo off
June 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Girl Put Your Records On voice: Boy turn that Clairo off
They should make cigarettes for babies
May 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
They should make cigarettes for babies
I wrote a horror movie about loneliness and aliens.
Now how the hell do I get in touch with Ariana Grande? She’s the only one who can play this alien.
Now how the hell do I get in touch with Ariana Grande? She’s the only one who can play this alien.
May 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I wrote a horror movie about loneliness and aliens.
Now how the hell do I get in touch with Ariana Grande? She’s the only one who can play this alien.
Now how the hell do I get in touch with Ariana Grande? She’s the only one who can play this alien.
Had a dream I met Seth Rogen and pitched him the movies I’ve written. He owned a pizza place? They were all horror movies so not really his thing, but he was nice and polite for listening anyway.
If I find out this was a subconscious ad for The Studio I’m gonna be so pissed.
If I find out this was a subconscious ad for The Studio I’m gonna be so pissed.
May 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Had a dream I met Seth Rogen and pitched him the movies I’ve written. He owned a pizza place? They were all horror movies so not really his thing, but he was nice and polite for listening anyway.
If I find out this was a subconscious ad for The Studio I’m gonna be so pissed.
If I find out this was a subconscious ad for The Studio I’m gonna be so pissed.
I wish the music at the club was as loud as it is in a movie when they’re at the club and having a full conversation
May 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I wish the music at the club was as loud as it is in a movie when they’re at the club and having a full conversation
I’ve been imagining every person I pass by on the street looking in the mirror thinking “wow, I look great”.
Everybody puts on a little outfit they picked out every morning. They get to be that person again and are trying their best*.
*except the people with rotted brains who can no longer feel
Everybody puts on a little outfit they picked out every morning. They get to be that person again and are trying their best*.
*except the people with rotted brains who can no longer feel
May 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I’ve been imagining every person I pass by on the street looking in the mirror thinking “wow, I look great”.
Everybody puts on a little outfit they picked out every morning. They get to be that person again and are trying their best*.
*except the people with rotted brains who can no longer feel
Everybody puts on a little outfit they picked out every morning. They get to be that person again and are trying their best*.
*except the people with rotted brains who can no longer feel
Everyone at any concert: This musician will see me in the crowd tonight and want to have sex with me. But only if I’ve completely shaved my entire body. Little do they know…
May 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Everyone at any concert: This musician will see me in the crowd tonight and want to have sex with me. But only if I’ve completely shaved my entire body. Little do they know…
Real Eyes Realize Real Lies
May 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Real Eyes Realize Real Lies