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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 2d

fun fact: the xbox 360 was released

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 3d

Dude. None of you Even know what its like to be a Real Gamer. Heh. They call meVideoGame

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 4d

Give me Thick Straight Hair and my Life is Yours

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 5d

i swear to god everyone with straight hair wants curly hair and everyone with curly hair wants straight hair like what is this shit man it's 2025 they're making brain chips surely they can make some sort of way to change your hair genetics at this point

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 16d

this Happened this morning btw Nobodys talking about it

JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 16d

Ate so muych fuckign food. Maybe i will Die?

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 18d

Din dins for tonight was Spicy Chicken! Ouch! My Tongue! eek! Sriracha Mayonaise #Hashtag

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 18d

me to butter chicken

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 22d

bulldogs 2 being announced game awards this year

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 24d

coke burrito #FuckMyLife

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 24d

din dins saga getting a bit Weird

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 24d

din dins tonight! pita bread and tzatziki! #ImInTheFuckingWoods #MarkiplierSurvivalNight

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 26d

din dins from a while ago... not quite 2 burger patties but it does the job #ShotMyDogToDeath

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 27d

what if instead of jesse pinkman it was jizzy dickman

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 28d

i resonate with eggs. i too yearn for somebody to crack me

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 28d

playing dirt 3 rn. i should i do this shit in real life. there's no joke here i just think it'd be cool

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 28d

not good enough. order me a butter chicken and maybe I'll forgive you

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 28d

@kydotexe.bsky.social whys it.exe and not .mp3? #exposed #drama #airfryers

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 28d

what if instead of the ghostbusters they were the nutbusters

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 29d

Just got off the phone with rockstar. I'm in gta 6. thanks to all my fans for making me the most famous person ever

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · 29d

#conspiracy wirtual is actually a bulgarian government agent pretending to be Norweigan to make norway have more trackmania players in leaderboard on the game, but it works because he's realising how much it really is, and it makes the country have bigger issues than it, like a big inside job.

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · Sep 20

yeah human rights and stuff are cool but ive got some really interesting inhumane science experiment ideas like can we have a baby get raised by gorillas im tryna see that shit

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · Sep 19

shut yo google chrome home phone chicken bone chromosome

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · Sep 19

spent all my money on pregnancy juice smh. cant even buy a butter chicken

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JessHatesChess @jesshateschess.bsky.social · Sep 18

Promotional poster mockup for the new episode

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