JessHatesChess
@jesshateschess.bsky.social
i can make burgers with my elbows
bruh that shit SUCKED!!!! literally not a single good game announcement
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
bruh that shit SUCKED!!!! literally not a single good game announcement
if half life 3 gets announced i'll do a video trying to beat half-life 2 while getting fingered
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
if half life 3 gets announced i'll do a video trying to beat half-life 2 while getting fingered
Drew some Yuri. Like if you gooned
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Drew some Yuri. Like if you gooned
was walking down the street tye other day and two people walked past me and as they were walking away i heard one of them say "oh, she DEFINITELY owns a playstation 3, look at her man"
December 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
was walking down the street tye other day and two people walked past me and as they were walking away i heard one of them say "oh, she DEFINITELY owns a playstation 3, look at her man"
this shit is unironically frying me man
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
this shit is unironically frying me man
half life 3 gonna be announced at the game awards im predicting that shit
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
half life 3 gonna be announced at the game awards im predicting that shit
Do they Love me or Hate me. Do They tolerate me or Not. They Ahte Me #MarkiplierIntrusiveThoughtDay
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Do they Love me or Hate me. Do They tolerate me or Not. They Ahte Me #MarkiplierIntrusiveThoughtDay
tf is spacehamster on about bruh
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM
tf is spacehamster on about bruh
Don't Offer Me Oportos I'll Cum
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Don't Offer Me Oportos I'll Cum
oh my god i don't care that these games are over 20 years old im STILL fucking angry about this shit they BUTCHERED her character design so much she literally had SO MUCH SWAG in the original game WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER IN FUTURE.
Spread the word. #JusticeForMew
Spread the word. #JusticeForMew
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 AM
oh my god i don't care that these games are over 20 years old im STILL fucking angry about this shit they BUTCHERED her character design so much she literally had SO MUCH SWAG in the original game WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER IN FUTURE.
Spread the word. #JusticeForMew
Spread the word. #JusticeForMew
Not enoug h Barbeque sauce
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Not enoug h Barbeque sauce
invented this slang word a couple months ago but i gotta share it with yall: "snorkeled" it means like when you're just out of it. you're like drunk or really tired or some shit, you're snorkeled out of your mind, "dude i just woke up from a hangover im snorkeled right now"
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
invented this slang word a couple months ago but i gotta share it with yall: "snorkeled" it means like when you're just out of it. you're like drunk or really tired or some shit, you're snorkeled out of your mind, "dude i just woke up from a hangover im snorkeled right now"
how i be giving my friends mental health advice knowing damn well i think about suicide like 8 times a day
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
how i be giving my friends mental health advice knowing damn well i think about suicide like 8 times a day
I HATE BLUETOOTH STUFF AND I HATE WIRELESS STUFF. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF IT'S INCONVENIENT I WILL USED WIRED PRODUCTS UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. I WILL NEVER USE WIRELESS EARPODS. I WILL NEVER BUY A WIRELESS MOUSE OR KEYBOARD. I WILL NEVER USE BLUETOOTH IN A CAR GIVE ME THE AUX CABLE RIGHT NOW IT'S BETTER
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I HATE BLUETOOTH STUFF AND I HATE WIRELESS STUFF. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF IT'S INCONVENIENT I WILL USED WIRED PRODUCTS UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. I WILL NEVER USE WIRELESS EARPODS. I WILL NEVER BUY A WIRELESS MOUSE OR KEYBOARD. I WILL NEVER USE BLUETOOTH IN A CAR GIVE ME THE AUX CABLE RIGHT NOW IT'S BETTER
playing euro truck simulator 2. Reminds me of my Youth in western Albania
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
playing euro truck simulator 2. Reminds me of my Youth in western Albania
how to not kill yourself and the magic of the playstation 2: a thread
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
how to not kill yourself and the magic of the playstation 2: a thread
horny soy chicken chips
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
horny soy chicken chips
I don't know any chicken parma facts. Back to posting normally.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I don't know any chicken parma facts. Back to posting normally.
Out of good post material, this account will now post daily chicken parma facts from now on.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Out of good post material, this account will now post daily chicken parma facts from now on.