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Bene Jess-erit Witch
@jeshkuh.bsky.social
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90% caffeine, 6% anxiety, 4% human. The IMDB Quotes page in human form. I'd rather be playing D&D right now. She/Her.
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Bene Jess-erit Witch @jeshkuh.bsky.social · Nov 19
Just tried doing the splits after watching a video of Sabrina Carpenter doing them, despite the fact that I have not attempted the splits in 15 years, and I am irrevocably broken.
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Bene Jess-erit Witch @jeshkuh.bsky.social · Nov 17
Help I've lost my husband in an unfamiliar Target
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Bene Jess-erit Witch @jeshkuh.bsky.social · Nov 15
Student: "These Cheetos say 'reduced fat' on them. Good luck finding my waist after I ate three bags of these! Gonna reduce my fat!"

Me: "Oh...that's not...y'know, keep up the confidence, kiddo!"

#ThingsStudentsSay #7thGrade #TeacherLife
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Bene Jess-erit Witch @jeshkuh.bsky.social · Nov 13
would kill for a good lobotomy right now
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Bene Jess-erit Witch @jeshkuh.bsky.social · Nov 13
ingesting so much caffeine today that I plan on seeing god before 3pm