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Garth Hudson in the streets // Rick Danko in the sheets
My stock options are fully vested now at my day job. Company is not public yet but prolly will be in a few years. Does anyone know anything about these things? Idk if I should buy them now or wait for an IPO *help*
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm not doing a list this year for a lot of reasons.

That said, best record of the year was by
@infinityknives.bsky.social
x Brian Ennals and it actually was close thanks to gowillog
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Discovering a new favorite bad makes me feel 30 again
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I don’t even need the sound on to know 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I call my dick and balls Hall & Oates
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Not sure how I missed this one but goddamn
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
That Eddie Murphy doc is amazing. He’s amazing. Comparing the mtv show Ridiculousness to Jodorowsky? A mind like no other
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m thankful for this new mix of Let It Be. Haven’t done an a/b test or anything but I love it. Feels sharper and more antagonistic in a good way

music.apple.com/us/album/let...
Let It Be (Deluxe Edition) by The Replacements on Apple Music
Album · 1984 · 53 Songs
music.apple.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Started Peaky Blinders recently. I thought season 1 was just ok but I kept watching. So when this fucker just showed up in season 2 I got so excited
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Grief does not have a timeline or a map
What has this year taught you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Shred Leo / Rx - Thighs Of Oak (2003)
I’m on steroids for a week for a thing that crops back up every couple of years, and I woke up red and lookin’ like RFK Jr. today.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My War on dandruff
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Telecommunications Act of 1996
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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When I die I could give a fuck if my whole life flashes before my eyes. But what I would like to see is a roadmap of my musical discoveries. How I got from Public Enemy in 1988 to Hester Valentine or Big Star in 1993 to Liquid Mike now
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When I die I could give a fuck if my whole life flashes before my eyes. But what I would like to see is a roadmap of my musical discoveries. How I got from Public Enemy in 1988 to Hester Valentine or Big Star in 1993 to Liquid Mike now
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Way to follow an L with a self inflicted one JFC
NEWS: The Phoenix Mercury have announced a complete rebrand that includes an updated logo 👀

A new uniform is expected to be released on Tuesday.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Shaved a few seconds off my personal best 💅
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yeah I’m listening for the first time in a while and Terror Management is the one and it’s not close
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Well a person can work up a mean mean thirst
after a hard day of nothin' much at all
Summer's passed, it's too late to cut the grass
There ain't much to rake anyway in the fall
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Chill Mix
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Maybe I’m sheltered but I’ve never seen sliced up garlic knots on a slice of pizza before
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Thank you ❤️🙏 @perennialtheband.bsky.social are rte greatest band in da world.
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Shoutout to @perennialtheband.bsky.social for introducing me to @labrador-tunes.bsky.social. This is def one of my faves of the year

music.apple.com/us/album/my-...
My Version Of Desire by Labrador on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 9 Songs
music.apple.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM