When you’re too tough for forks… but not tough enough to skip ‘sketty’ night. #BikerEats #NoForksGiven

AJR 💔 #Ajrhate

Shoutout to Apple and Onion for being the ultimate feel-good duo! 🍎🧅 This show is pure genius—quirky humor, catchy songs, and lovable characters. If you haven’t watched it yet, what are you doing? #AppleAndOnion #CartoonGreatness #PureVibes

@camelfriend.bsky.social When you said “smoke ’em if you got ‘em,” I took it very seriously. Your move.

When your Wi-Fi goes out, and you have to summon the dark lord of customer service.

When Pepsi Max promises “zero sugar,” but the pig takes that as a personal challenge.

When you’re solving quantum physics but also trying to remember where you hid the toy mouse.

When you pour a glass of wine and your horse is like, “So… no carrots for me?”

I, tyler eston, love this image

It began when the Mythic Dawn cult assassinated Emperor Uriel Septim VII and his heirs, destroying the Dragonfires that had long sealed the barriers between Tamriel and Oblivion. This allowed Dagon’s forces to invade through Oblivion Gates, wreaking havoc across the continent.

The Oblivion Crisis was a cataclysmic event in The Elder Scrolls universe, marking the climax of the Daedric Prince Mehrunes Dagon’s attempt to merge the realm of Oblivion with Tamriel.

DlE

Karma is my guide, and ‘My Name is Earl’ is my soul! 🤩📺 Every episode is pure gold 🪙 and a masterclass in laughs 😂, life lessons 🙌, and heartwarming redemption ❤️. Earl, Randy, Joy, and Crabman forever! 📝✌️ Here’s to checking off every item on the list 🛒 and embracing the good vibes! 🕊️💫 #MyNameIsEarl

Hey guys! What's up! I thought I'd make my first post on here to say, "I'm new if you couldn't tell. Look at this funny image of this lady claiming to be stronger than fortnite. How wonderful isn't it? Anyways, see you later. 🔥🔥🔥

Musk has driven me here

“🪱✨ Starting the year with… unique vibes! 💫😂 Here’s to Shoophy bringing us golden moments and unforgettable laughs! 💛😄 Sending all the smiles your way for 2025! 🥂🌟 #NewYearMagic #ShoophyStyle 🤔🤣🌿”

“🌈✨ OMG, this is pure magic! 🌟🎨 A G4 My Little Pony coloring AND sticker book?! 🦄🖍️ Friendship really IS magic! 💖🎉 Shoutout to Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie for bringing the sparkle! 💎🎀 #MLP #FriendshipIsMagic #ColoringFun 🦋🌸✨”

Incorrect comma placement, a clear victory for me.

Did y'all know this?

This is deeply troubling. I sincerely hope you face a ban. Your content is not suitable for Bluesky. This platform feels like home to me, and your contributions are tarnishing it. Kindly redirect your nonsensical posts to X. #DlE