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Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · 24d

Me: "Oh my god I can't draw this fucking hairline! THAT'S IT WE GO BALD!"
My OC: "NOOOOO WAIT NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

#artproblems

Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · 25d

I just realized that a Shiny Nincada is basically 2 shinies in one. 🫨 #pokemon #shiny

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Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · Sep 22

Pokemon Professors 100% have a second job as sleep paralysis demons. Asking you what your name and gender is in the beginning of a game before you wake up. XD
#pokemon #headcanon #notserious

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Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · Sep 19

I did reallife garden work today! I didn’t just touch grass I ripped it out and my dog ate it!!!! HARDCORE!!!!

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Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · Sep 18

My Boyfriends parents think I named my furniture because I refer to them with their Ikea names.

Bitch if I would name my furniture it would not be named Kallax or Method, it would be named:

Tae Bill, Store Rich, Chairy, Tom the toe destroyer and Larry!

Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · Sep 14

Me: „I will not buy a switch 2!“
Sees Pokopia
Me:“bfbsiabrbekskebjskq“

Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · Sep 4

Good meow meow I approve!

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Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · Sep 4

You guys ever been sad about your favorite bathroom product being empty? I just had to say goodbye to my shaving cream...it smelled like mango....I will miss it...

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Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · Aug 18

Germany: I have pink curtains.
America: HOA said I can only have beige curtains.
Netherlands: what are curtains?
Poland: Who stole my curtains?

(I live in germany and I'm half dutch, my bestie is american and my boyfriend is from poland, Call me Miss Worldwide baby!)

Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · Jul 26

You know you‘re in too deep when you have a nightmare about accidently killing a shiny Pokemon
#pokemon #shinyhunting

Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · Jul 11

What it feels like vaccuming with my boyfriends bulky heavy vacuum cleaner:
#bulky #funny #bulkyvtubergirl

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Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · Jul 7

Don’t know if this is relatable or not but…I have to take a shit but I just made my nails 😭
#nailproblems #lactoseproblems #relatableiguess

Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · Jul 6

Me seeing my boyfriend play Call of Duty: „Is that David Tennant?“
Him taking off his headset: „What?“
Me: „The Doctor!“
Him: „Who?“
Me: „Exactly!“
#cod #davidtennant #doctorwho

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Jennji Aikyo @jennji.bsky.social · Jul 6

We tried the first two thing you mentioned but it didn’t help. Haven’t looked into the RAM yet