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Goona Thurman
@jennieon.bsky.social
· Apr 1
Perhaps I’ve said too much
I’m so tired of peeing
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I’m so tired of peeing
There is an underbelly of trans women who strongly relate to Kim Wexler from Better Call Saul for some reason
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There is an underbelly of trans women who strongly relate to Kim Wexler from Better Call Saul for some reason
Jingling my jangle
December 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Jingling my jangle
If you go to BJ’s right now and ask for an “under the table,” they’ll give you a BJ at BJ’s
December 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If you go to BJ’s right now and ask for an “under the table,” they’ll give you a BJ at BJ’s
Grown ass woman can’t decide what to wear to Walmart
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Grown ass woman can’t decide what to wear to Walmart
I better be able to feel my chin and bottom lip soon
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I better be able to feel my chin and bottom lip soon
I kinda hope men never figure out what actually turns women on bc then it might not be fun anymore
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I kinda hope men never figure out what actually turns women on bc then it might not be fun anymore
Jumpstyle dancing to everything is awesome from the lego movie
December 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Jumpstyle dancing to everything is awesome from the lego movie
I would like to extend a thank you to my boobs for not losing weight with the rest of my body after the surgery
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I would like to extend a thank you to my boobs for not losing weight with the rest of my body after the surgery
I wish my cheeks would deflate
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I wish my cheeks would deflate
Fuck hydrocodone ts had me faded for 6 days straight I am DONE
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Fuck hydrocodone ts had me faded for 6 days straight I am DONE
I feel like that grandma falling down the stairs in the background of that kids Roblox video
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I feel like that grandma falling down the stairs in the background of that kids Roblox video
I clearly did not comprehend the gravity of the situation when I said this
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I clearly did not comprehend the gravity of the situation when I said this
Some of you will be dealt with
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Some of you will be dealt with
Is Chuck Mangione gonna answer for killing that ceo
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Is Chuck Mangione gonna answer for killing that ceo
Damn I just realized I’m gonna get rolled through the halls of a hospital while unconscious on some Doctor Strange shit
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Damn I just realized I’m gonna get rolled through the halls of a hospital while unconscious on some Doctor Strange shit
My hospital tweets are either gonna be non existent or go hard asf
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My hospital tweets are either gonna be non existent or go hard asf
I’m scrubbing ma monkey!!
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I’m scrubbing ma monkey!!