jennie boone
@jennieboone.bsky.social
ms. frizzle wanna-be. disney adult. occasional opera singer. getting divorced. in therapy. she/her
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From the mouths of babes, “67 is the kid version of the grown up number. Kids can say 67 but they can’t say 6 (spelled out) n-i-n-e”
From the mouths of babes, “67 is the kid version of the grown up number. Kids can say 67 but they can’t say 6 (spelled out) n-i-n-e”
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Friends. News.
From the mouths of babes, “67 is the kid version of the grown up number. Kids can say 67 but they can’t say 6 (spelled out) n-i-n-e”
From the mouths of babes, “67 is the kid version of the grown up number. Kids can say 67 but they can’t say 6 (spelled out) n-i-n-e”
I don’t normally judge a book by its cover but if your headlights blind me you are definitely an asshole,
Regulate headlight brightness now!
Regulate headlight brightness now!
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don’t normally judge a book by its cover but if your headlights blind me you are definitely an asshole,
Regulate headlight brightness now!
Regulate headlight brightness now!
Marinara Detected in Lightning Connector
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Marinara Detected in Lightning Connector
I came here to put away laundry and eat twix that are green on the inside and thanks to a trick or treater miscalculation, I’m never gonna run out of twix that are green on the inside. Sorry, laundry.
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I came here to put away laundry and eat twix that are green on the inside and thanks to a trick or treater miscalculation, I’m never gonna run out of twix that are green on the inside. Sorry, laundry.
Everyone worries about their google search history after they die, but I’m far less concerned for what I searched for and how I searched for it, ie: pill so little why work big
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Everyone worries about their google search history after they die, but I’m far less concerned for what I searched for and how I searched for it, ie: pill so little why work big
Can’t sleep, better mindlessly scroll my phone for two hours
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Can’t sleep, better mindlessly scroll my phone for two hours
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I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
You’ll never bully me into physical media because getting up to change a dvd after four episodes of Buffy was a CHORE
Ask me if I want to keep watching harder
Ask me if I want to keep watching harder
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You’ll never bully me into physical media because getting up to change a dvd after four episodes of Buffy was a CHORE
Ask me if I want to keep watching harder
Ask me if I want to keep watching harder
If people were giving out edibles disguised as trick or treat candy you better believe I’d be out there in costume playing that secret scavenger hunt
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If people were giving out edibles disguised as trick or treat candy you better believe I’d be out there in costume playing that secret scavenger hunt
If you aren’t triggered by 6 and 7 you’re living a better life than me
October 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you aren’t triggered by 6 and 7 you’re living a better life than me
Today’s lunch options at school are boneless wings and chicken tenders
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Today’s lunch options at school are boneless wings and chicken tenders
Yeah I’m into AI: (New York accent)
AI’m walkin’ here!
Is this something I’m very tired
AI’m walkin’ here!
Is this something I’m very tired
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Yeah I’m into AI: (New York accent)
AI’m walkin’ here!
Is this something I’m very tired
AI’m walkin’ here!
Is this something I’m very tired
2nd grader (who looks awful): I feel so sick!
Me: OK, make sure to tell your grownups when you get home.
2nd grader: They already know
🤦🏼♀️
Me: OK, make sure to tell your grownups when you get home.
2nd grader: They already know
🤦🏼♀️
October 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
2nd grader (who looks awful): I feel so sick!
Me: OK, make sure to tell your grownups when you get home.
2nd grader: They already know
🤦🏼♀️
Me: OK, make sure to tell your grownups when you get home.
2nd grader: They already know
🤦🏼♀️
I’d wonder why I’m starting to feel gross and lose my voice but then I remember I teach elementary school and kids keep coughing directly into my face
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I’d wonder why I’m starting to feel gross and lose my voice but then I remember I teach elementary school and kids keep coughing directly into my face
Yeah I’m into AI
October 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Yeah I’m into AI
I have earned this, haven’t I, spectrum internet
October 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I have earned this, haven’t I, spectrum internet
This particular strain, has me quite fascinated by read receipts
October 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This particular strain, has me quite fascinated by read receipts
Be the read receipts you want to see in the world
October 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Be the read receipts you want to see in the world
Everyone should have read receipts on except me
October 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Everyone should have read receipts on except me
Made my therapist call my ex’s behavior “bullshit” today so I’ll be riding that high for a while
October 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Made my therapist call my ex’s behavior “bullshit” today so I’ll be riding that high for a while
I was stuck behind a train and then a dog popped his head out an open back window from the car in front of me. Then ANOTHER dog popped up. THEN ANOTHER DOG POPPED UP.
Hashtag blessed
Hashtag blessed
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I was stuck behind a train and then a dog popped his head out an open back window from the car in front of me. Then ANOTHER dog popped up. THEN ANOTHER DOG POPPED UP.
Hashtag blessed
Hashtag blessed
I just saw that someone was born in 2000 and now they’re 25 and I need to lay down
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I just saw that someone was born in 2000 and now they’re 25 and I need to lay down
I’m a music teacher, I can fit a whole monologue in a quarter rest. This is my only super power
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I’m a music teacher, I can fit a whole monologue in a quarter rest. This is my only super power