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Jenna 🐻🍫
@jennegatron.bsky.social
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horny millennial idiot & your dirtbag ex-boyfriend
from Rock Island. Macalester alum. Sacramento resident.
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#1 gooeybear defender
https://jennegatron.carrd.co/
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Maia always crushes it. They’re so cute, the colors are so beautiful, playful and fun and I love it so much.
gooey and gummy bear art for @jennegatron.bsky.social

My inspo was the Mickey 17 helping his guard girlfriend get dressed scene- except gooey is really interfering with the process

#acoc #d20
Welcome back 1997 wcw nitro!!!
Crowd throwing objects due Mexico loss #CMLL
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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White people NEED to stop using "unc."

White people appropriating Black language is upsetting enough, but White people who know NOTHING about the social histories of Black masculinity (or the role of elder Black men as intergenerational mentors and community leaders) need to shut the FUCK up.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Bang Bang Squirtle Gang! 👆🫧
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
the ebb and flow of nba team likeability as someone who likes to watch a lot of basketball is fascinating to me. Teams I loved a decade ago I can't stand because of the players now on those teams. Lucky that the Cavs are the #1 sweetie pie team
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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someone attended the Bari Weiss School of Having Principles
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
JAWS makes a lot more sense if the mayor is being paid by the shark to keep the beaches open. There is a conspiracy here.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Mox your ass is fucking grass
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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it’s time to make a moo-ve 🐮

the bubble cow plushie is now available over on @makeship.bsky.social for a limited time! 🥹

adopt your new bestie today: www.makeship.com/products/bub...
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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If anyone out there has been wanting to see D(E)AD—my beautiful daughter-in-law Izzy's movie—but hasn't been able to find it at a local theater, you can see it online this coming Tuesday, December 2! Tickets at this link:
live.dynastytypewriter.com?utm_source=s...
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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#Sale4TheSickos

Even if you’re a current subscriber you can get a year of basic HBO Max for $3/month.

#AEW fans should take advantage! Black Friday sale ends Monday 12/1.

🤼 #wrestlesky
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I've said it before and I will say it again. If you find yourself placing bets on professional wrestling then that hotline at the end of all the ads is for you. 🤼‍♂️
Betting on professional wrestling is grim.

Dirt sheets partnering with gambling sites to offer "lock picks" is even grimmer.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Finished dispatch, really really fun. Phenomaman a real surprise hit for me. I love him so much 😭. As a karlach lover I was disappointed by not being able to romance malevola but Invisigal was very fun. Good fun gameplay, writing, characters, and performances. Goty? Maybe?
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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bluesky should make a post filter option where women can reply with anything but men can only reply if they agree with me
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
mox is training an army of daddy killers which is not great for him, the new daddy
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Ripping my shirt off at Eddie vs Joe winter is coming #aewcollision 🤼
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Eddie Kingston you are pro wrestling. I love you so so so much. #aewcollision 🤼
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"Shibata having his way with Kingston." just like in my fanfiction! #aewcollision 🤼
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Kazu you're such a little shit stirrer, I love you with all my heart. #aewcollision 🤼
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Holy shit this is the perfect match. This is my dream come true. MxM TV vs Castlerunners #aewcollision 🤼
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Post return Juice really working for me. I love that stupid mullet. I love that he has to have that hair every other hour of every other day. Toni Storm wakes up next to that mullet every morning. #aewcollision 🤼
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Mox getting so defensive and accusing Nigel of projecting onto him..... Jonny despite your love of cargo pants I do love you. #aewcollision 🤼
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Daddy Magic smearing cranberry sauce on his forehead #aewcollision 🤼
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
PAC this new look makes you look soooooo hot 🤼 #aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Introduce yourself with five bands/artists you've seen multiple times:

Carly Rae Jepsen
PUP
Harrison Gordon
Saturdays at Your Place
Fall Out Boy pre-2009
Introduce yourself with five bands/artists you've seen multiple times:

Lady Gaga (and again in 2 weeks 🥹)
Charli xcx
AFI
Avey Tare/Animal Collective
Thursday
Introduce yourself with five bands/artists you've seen multiple times:

Lou Barlow
Eleni Mandel
Psy
Grizzly Bear
Ben Folds
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM