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@jeff9k.bsky.social

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Vegan. Writer of songs, jokes, and newspaper articles. Minimalist. Like singing and playing acoustic guitar, fingerstyle. Hobbies include weightlifting, juggling, ukulele, making YouTube videos (JEFF9K) and inventing useful things.

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jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 1h

TwitterX just added hundreds of crooked, moronic, right-wing propagandists to my feed.
Worried that I'll get carpal tunnel blocking them all.

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 12h

All will received extended prison sentences when the New Constitution takes effect.

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 2d

Republicans ignored all the warning signs leading up to the 9-11 attacks.
All their efforts went toward ending the inheritance tax on rich families.

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 2d

It helps cement the idea that Trump is the AntiChrist.

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 2d

It IS normal for Republicans.

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 2d

May sewage treatment plants all over the country be named in honor of Donald Trump.

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 2d

She/it

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 2d

Is there a better description of Trump than #PresidentPrick?

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 2d

New Constitution will end all presidential pardons.

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 2d

Misleading title quote.

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 2d

“Unless you're a particularly capable sociopath, dishonesty can only take you so far.”
-- J.D. Vance, HILLBILLY ELEGY, page 81

Maybe he can be lured back to Appalachia with a case of Mountain Dew!

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 2d

We don't have time to jump through hoops. Explain things in your post.

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jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 3d

She gave us instructions to google something containing the name "Hunter Biden".
That's what is known as a "tell."
Every time Republicans bring up Hunter Biden it's bullshit.

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jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 3d

It's YOU that can't read.
Title quote is indeed misleading.
Do you know what a title quote is?

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 4d

Misleading title quote. Looks like Mother Jones said it, rather than a deranged right-winger.

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jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 5d

Impeachment of a Republican is impossible in today's world.
Under the NEW CONSTITUTION, (pending), impeachment and removal will be automatic in clear cut cases.

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 5d

Kevin McCarthy will be remembered as a value-free bitch for Donald Trump.

a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone and says it is over .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone and says it is over .

media.tenor.com

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jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 5d

The Cruelty Is the Point
President Trump and his supporters find community by rejoicing in the suffering of those they hate and fear.
--Adam Serwer, writing in The Atlantic magazine, October 3, 2018
#PresidentPrick #ThePrickParty

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jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 7d

People are afraid to get #PresidentPrick trending.
But I'M not.

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 7d

Los Angeles had the highest payroll and bought the championship. Republicans LOVE that shit!

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 7d

We need a new constitution. One that Trump-proofs America and puts all of these assholes in prison.

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 7d

Not sure what you're trying to say, but sounds like extreme bullshit.

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jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 10d

Republicans want to take us back to the 1950s.
Except for the part about rich people paying taxes.

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 10d

Adding Logic, Probability Theory, and Gullibility Management to school curriculums will put the Republican Party out of business.

jeff9k.bsky.social @jeff9k.bsky.social · 10d

New Constitution will prevent this kind of bullshit.