Jarrett Byrnes
@jebyrnes.bsky.social
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marine ecologist, online bon vivant, dad, ❤️ teaching #datasci & #rstats, byrneslab.net | floatingforests.org #BlackLivesMatter @jebyrnes in other places https://linktr.ee/jebyrnes
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Starting a kelp ecologist starter pack. Let me know if you want to hop on! go.bsky.app/9HNjC1T
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the-episiarch.bsky.social
⚡Shocking truth⚡ about fish lice:
I've written a post about Dolops discoidalis, a species of fish louse which also happens to be the first ectoparasite to be documented from the electric eel 🧪
#Invertebrate
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<i>Dolops discoidalis</i>
The electric eel , also known as poraquê , is a formidable animal. Not only is it capable of stunning its prey with an electrifying shock, ...
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rmkubinec.bsky.social
I want to see a reboot of Battlestar Galactica except the Cylons are all LLMs.

I.e, they can generate realistic-sounding speeches on the future of the human race at the drop of a hat but struggle with basic math 😅
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lenasun.bsky.social
NEW: @CDCgov hit hard by massive firings that several staff describe to me as a “bloodbath.”
Among those RIFd:
—leadership of the center for immunization and respiratory diseases;
—leadership of global health center
—leadership of the measles outbreak response; 1/4
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lizneeley.bsky.social
The specifics of the RIFs I’ve seen in group chats have been staggering. Bracing & reminding myself these are specifically intended to cause fear & distress.

Please share URLs for any good trackers you seen as they emerge. (I want more than OMB’s version) fedscoop.com/trump-federa...
Table of how many federal employees have been laid off in the latest RIF (Reduction in Force). This is from an OMB legal filing from Oct 10. For each agency, it lists number of fired employees, RIF notice date, and whether the administrations has recalled any of those employees to do work. Total headcount is 4,100 across 8 agencies. Treasury (1446) and HHS (1200) are the most affected. EPA (30) had the fewest layoffs this time.
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cdelawalla.bsky.social
Russ Vought wasn't lying when he said he wanted to inflict "trauma" on our public servants.

This is what he is doing...with RFK Jr.'s permission at HHS. Last night, they destroyed our nation's ability to track and report emerging diseases/potential pandemics, among other things.

This cannot stand.
standupforscience.bsky.social
FIGHT FOR SCIENCE RALLY ✊🌏
⏰ WHEN: October 17th, 2025
📍WHERE: 200 Independence Ave SW, Washington DC!
RSVP to JOIN THE FIGHT IRL: zurl.co/LayiM ‼️

📲 Join us Virtually!: zurl.co/Um47l
Poster Image with a woman yelling into a megaphone.; Title reads: Fight for Science. Bubbles read: 3:00pm, Rally, Oct 17th.; Subtitle reads: Health and Science for the People!; A pin emoji with text: 200 Independence Ave SW, Washington DC; a Virtual Call emoji with text: Join us virtually at:  bit.ly/4mXwrfY ; bottom corner has QR code and a logo for Stand Up For Science
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sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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healthyregions.bsky.social
🗺️ Upcoming Workshop: “Intro to Spatial Data in R”

🗓️ Thursday, October 23, 2025
🕤 9:30–11:30 AM CDT
💻 Virtual; Register here: go.illinois.edu/GCCP-OCT23

This workshop is presented as part of the JCOIN Geospatial Consortium & Community of Practice (GCCP).
👉 gccp.healthyregions.org
jebyrnes.bsky.social
Best bagels in California are Grateful Bagel in Sebastopol. That area of Sonoma county oddly has the highest number of Jews per capita in the entire state. Although you’d never know it. Only good bagel I’ve had in the west coast save one place in LA. And believe me, I searched.
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brackenlab.bsky.social
#Kelp, illuminated. #Egregia #PhycologyFriday #MarineLife 🦑🌊
Golden blades and bladelets of the feather-boa kelp with the sun shining through them.
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carlzimmer.com
Today my @nytimes.com colleagues and I are launching a new series called Lost Science. We interview US scientists who can no longer discover something new about our world, thanks to this year‘s cuts. Here is my first interview with a scientist who studied bees and fires. Gift link: nyti.ms/3IWXbiE
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jebyrnes.bsky.social
That's right, folk! THREE TENURE TRACK JOBS IN BIOLOGY AT UMASS BOSTON! You might even be a good fit for more than one! Check 'em out! We'd love to have you!
jebyrnes.bsky.social
We also have an opening in the Biology Dept. at UMass Boston for a tenure track position for someone who's research centers on Biology Education and pedagogy! This candidate will take up our intro bio courses. Area of biology flexible! employmentopportunities.umb.edu/boston/en-us...
Page Up - UMass Boston
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jebyrnes.bsky.social
We also have an opening in the Biology Dept. at UMass Boston for a tenure track position to teach #genetics! employmentopportunities.umb.edu/boston/en-us... - research area very flexible! Could definitely see candidates applying to both.
Page Up - UMass Boston
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jebyrnes.bsky.social
BUT WAIT- THERE's MORE!
jebyrnes.bsky.social
Heeeeey #Microbial #Ecology folk! My department has a job opening for a tenure track Microbial Ecologist! Feel free to DM me with questions. Come join our awesome supportive whip-smart & kind crew in the Biology Department of @umassboston.bsky.social! employmentopportunities.umb.edu/boston/en-us...
The ISC - your new home at UMass Boston? The view of Boston Harbor from front of campus
jebyrnes.bsky.social
OMG I have this problem All. The. Time. A great post outlining useful strategies. Did not know about label_wrap either! OOOO!
jebyrnes.bsky.social
This.
rmkubinec.bsky.social
The Nobel Prize is the wrong way to think about science.

My heroes aren't the people with the endowed chairs at the Ivies. They are the people who do the hard work, day in and day out, and who would take a bullet rather than inflate research findings or block others' competing research.
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leahmcelrath.bsky.social
Just because I can survive harsh conditions doesn’t mean I should have to.

Graphic: @standplaatskrk.pl
Tardigrade in neon rainbow colors inside a circle with the caption “Just because I can survive harsh conditions doesn’t mean I should have to”
jebyrnes.bsky.social
You can also just buy large containers of cheese powder. 0 work to have mac and cheese with whatever noodle you want whenever you want (King Arthur has a good one, as does Hoosier Hill Farm)