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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 18h

Adelita Grijalva should start stalking Johnson. Just show up everywhere he is, camp outside his office, go to these pressers, with a Bible in one hand and a copy of the oath in the other, and say, "I'm here, you're here, we could do the swearing in right now."

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 19h

They are really Streisand-effecting the heck out of these protests

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 1d

These Bobs are gonna have to disagree with you there, Bob

two men in suits and suspenders are sitting at a desk with the words `` i celebrate the entire catalogue ! ''

ALT: two men in suits and suspenders are sitting at a desk with the words `` i celebrate the entire catalogue ! ''

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 1d

Last minus first divided by first. That math is not difficult at all.

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 1d

If America is first, why'd he bail out Argentina first, before the American farmers? That is a question that will stick in peoples' minds

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 1d

And then TSA gets SO MAD at you for doing it wrong! FFS! TSA explains the procedures all day every day. We travelers are just strangers passing through a strange land. Give a little grace

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 1d

I expect that there is quite a bit of disturbing information in the Epstein files about johnsons.

Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 1d

One of the best things a college professor ever said to me, which I vividly recall almost 30 years later, was in response to some excuse I was making for not having done all the reading: "I appreciate your candor. I do not appreciate your laziness." It was motivating.

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 1d

Would you say it was a plethora of power plays?

a man in a sombrero says " i am champion " in front of a crowd

ALT: a man in a sombrero says " i am champion " in front of a crowd

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 2d

The Not-See party

Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 2d

Wow. Just. Wow.

Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 3d

Is Trump cancelled now that he has disparaged Saint Charles of Kirk?

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 3d

I’m starting to worry that this could really suppress the turnout among Fox News viewers, who we’d generally expect to strongly support the No Kings protests

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 3d

Well, Biden’s FBI did Jan6, so that tracks

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 3d

Whiplash is a very serious injury, sir, and not something to joke about. s/

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 4d

There’s no time for spell checking when you’re doing the effing news!

Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 4d

The Not-See party

Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 5d

It was due yesterday

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Dan Stirk @jdanielstirk.bsky.social · 5d

Then maybe leave the issue the fuck alone until the lower courts work through it and it makes its way to you to fully fucking resolve it (or not). Ya know, the way it worked for almost two-and-half goddam centuries?

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