Jordan Baker
@jbaker.bsky.social
No longer the one from Gatsby. Still trying to find the source of that sound in the Colombian jungle.
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Here's me on EYES WIDE SHUT In honor of the recent Criterion 4k release of the film & our presentation of it this week for my little movie club in my hometown.
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curtsiesandhandgrenades.com/index.php/20...
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Here's me on EYES WIDE SHUT In honor of the recent Criterion 4k release of the film & our presentation of it this week for my little movie club in my hometown.
curtsiesandhandgrenades.com/index.php/20...
curtsiesandhandgrenades.com/index.php/20...
Sentimental Value (2025)
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Sentimental Value (2025)
Both of these go crazy at 80mph in the CA/NV desert fyi.
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Both of these go crazy at 80mph in the CA/NV desert fyi.
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Magellan 2025 qualifier confirmed, welcome to the race Lav Diaz.
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Magellan 2025 qualifier confirmed, welcome to the race Lav Diaz.
Another “what am I missing here?” Palme winner. 🫤
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Another “what am I missing here?” Palme winner. 🫤
That one dinner scene in After the Hunt:
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
That one dinner scene in After the Hunt:
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One of her finest line readings
October 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
One of her finest line readings
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When I once again have to enter the two-factor authentication code to log in
October 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When I once again have to enter the two-factor authentication code to log in
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@ chess broadway release Nicholas Christopher’s Anthem you cowards
August 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
@ chess broadway release Nicholas Christopher’s Anthem you cowards
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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
Rotunno the absolute madman.
August 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Rotunno the absolute madman.
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“my son can’t be gay, he’s obsessed with women”
the woman:
the woman:
August 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“my son can’t be gay, he’s obsessed with women”
the woman:
the woman: