Jordan Baker
@jbaker.bsky.social
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No longer the one from Gatsby. Still trying to find the source of that sound in the Colombian jungle.
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mattprigge.bsky.social
One of her finest line readings
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mikexnichols.bsky.social
When I once again have to enter the two-factor authentication code to log in
One Battle After Another. Leonardo DiCaprio as Bob Ferguson. He's on a payphone and pissed off.
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weaselingaround.bsky.social
@ chess broadway release Nicholas Christopher’s Anthem you cowards
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Some personal news:
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jontayler.bsky.social
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
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Rotunno the absolute madman.
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weaselingaround.bsky.social
“my son can’t be gay, he’s obsessed with women”

the woman:
four pics of Deborah Kerr in Tea & Sympathy
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Il cinema è vivo.
hypercubexl.bsky.social
people keep sharing clips from the ice cube war of the worlds movie and I'm fucking dying
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Best profile in the business.
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Feeling normal.
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Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here

Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
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jbaker.bsky.social
[Michael Jackson voice] Jafar Pana-HI-HI.
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Dardennes Palme BLOCKED.