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Jay Tee Lan
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · Dec 28
welp, i guess i've settled in here, so here's how i can be pigeonholed:

- plant nerd
- mycophile
- grew up on IRC and Usenet
- really big faggot
- he/him/they/them
- polyglot (primarily 國語/Mandarin, English, Español)
- recovering pastry chef
- offal enthusiast
- music and audio geek
- weird-brained
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 1d
They did a pretty excellent job with the name, though!
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 1d
I've only purchased from them once or twice a while back, but selection and speed was good, as I recall. I do see their vans a lot in neighborhoods popular with immigrant students, and my mom's friends out in suburbia use it too.

(I live close to a 99 Ranch, so I usually just go there instead)
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 1d
...as in the Asian grocery delivery service?
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 1d
Flights out of England get redirected to YAZOO
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 2d
Also worth pointing out they have a song with J Mascis from Dinosaur Jr
MAN ON MAN - Hush (feat. J Mascis) [OFFICIAL AUDIO]
YouTube video by Polyvinyl Records
youtu.be
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 2d
They started dating right before lockdown and this became their quarantine project. They've released two albums, both great.
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 2d
I haven't listened to them (yet), but they've opened a few times for Man On Man, the queer shoegaze-powerpop project by Roddy Bottum from Faith No More and his partner Joey Holman
MAN ON MAN - Daddy
YouTube video by MAN ON MAN
youtu.be
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 3d
It's nice when you don't have to block the White House's new Bsky account because the moderation lists you subscribe to already took care of that for you
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 3d
Got my Caucasian so well-trained that when I was hemming and hawing at the price of fresh durian, he *encouraged* me to get it because "how often do you see it fresh?"

He even said I can eat it in the apartment!
Fresh peeled durian from Thailand, double-bagged
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 3d
Iunno, this is kinda 248% exactly what I expect from Nayland Blake.
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 4d
That was one of my very first posts here!
(I created my account while waiting at the gate at Newark, so my account was just a few hours old when I posted this)
jayteelan.bsky.social Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · Nov 13
Passed by the Haçienda Apartments on my way to the hotel
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 4d
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stoopiter
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 4d
Gawd, it was so damn impossible to see anything but clean-shaven faces and oiled smooth beefcake bodies in the 80s and 90s
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 4d
When you arrive at the gate just in time to see your flight's delayed, but it's cool because you've got edibles, music, and leftover South Indian food
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 4d
As a faggot chink, all I want is for People Like Us to exist in art without some grand narrative purpose.
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 4d
😒
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 4d
May I ask what the biggest tell was? I'm guessing something along the lines of "she was just like any other girl"?
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 4d
Don't get me started on "the one" 😅
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 5d
I'm more a "leave us the fuck alone" homo.
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 5d
Haaaaa
I mean, I can't really argue with the sentiment, but I really can't stand "love is love" as a slogan.
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 5d
At least it isn't $33?

And that ingredient list is atrocious. Much like salad ingredients or pizza toppings, more is not better.
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 5d
"The beverage cleverly costs $19.79."

So it's an *affordable* Erewhon smoothie!
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 5d
Hopefully you didn't have to subsequently explain "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)"
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 5d
The Smashing Pumpkins Announce Goth Erewhon Smoothie
A lot of musicians have collaborated with Erewhon for signature smoothies, like Kacey Musgraves, Travis Scott, and Kali Uchis. Now, the Smashing Pumpkins are joining forces with the grocery store to l...
www.stereogum.com
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Jay Tee Lan @jayteelan.bsky.social · 5d
MOAR PÂTÉ
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