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Jay

@jaynahson.bsky.social

170 followers 640 following 870 posts

Engineer. Enjoyer of interesting signs. 85% lurking, 10% Reply-guy, 5% original posts (Citation Needed).

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 3h

Platner: “Mein Totenkopf is turning into Mein Kampf”

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 3h

She does.

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 10h

Mills has the same tattoo, but is able to hide it much easier being in her 70’s and dressing more modestly.

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 4h

Have the wonderful folks at Stellantis reached out yet for the ad campaign?

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 4h

Right? We can contain multitudes, for example, I also got really into coffee.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 10h

Mills has the same tattoo, but is able to hide it much easier being in her 70’s and dressing more modestly.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve been trying to decide all morning if a Jets fan would be a better fit for this embarrassment.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 3d

Vince McMahon meme with the text being OPs post

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 3d

Squirrel thread? Here’s one from the National Mall in DC.

Albino squirrel. White with red eyes. Standing on four legs at the base of a tree. Green grass in the foreground.

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 4d

“Free busses” vs “a means tested refund that you can apply for quarterly and will be paid back to you 6-8 weeks later by check (not direct deposit). Don’t forget to save all of your receipts.”

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 5d

Your friend suffering from kidney stones?

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 5d

Let ‘em get comfortable here before hitting them with the Yaltitties.

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 6d

Every age is the best. Also, every age is the worst.

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 6d

When you can’t get your shoes untied because you are wasted on White Claws.

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 9d

a man with a beard says that 's a name i ve not heard in a long time

ALT: a man with a beard says that 's a name i ve not heard in a long time

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 10d

I want to go to sleep!!!

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 11d

Gonna be a late night in South Jersey. Boarding up my windows to protect my family from the riots.

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 13d

E. AI doesn’t screen images for moderation, but another AI company scrapes every new image post because of course they do.

Yeah, I don’t get the complaint.

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 15d

Right there with you. Propter’s post is how I found out Jamiroquai is a band, not a person.

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 15d

Ewww…”Number 2” liquid. But you’re right, Monster does taste like diarrhea.

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 17d

It is clear that Mr. Trump’s image cannot be featured on a coin. An 1866 law enshrined a tradition that only deceased people could appear on U.S. currency to avoid the appearance that America was a monarchy. But, honestly, nobody is going to stop them.
By Alan Rappeport

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 23d

Eagles blocking field goals and punts.

a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "

ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 24d

There is an excellent account on here that posts from the collection. @pomological.xor.blue

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 26d

I always practice defensive cycling, but I refer to it as “cycle like all the cars want to kill you because they do.”

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Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 29d

That WSJ article is horrible, bone-chilling news!

Jay @jaynahson.bsky.social · 29d

YESFX