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@jay2funny.bsky.social

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Dec 7

why is it called scissoring and not lip syncing

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · 6d

IF YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR TIMELINE JUST REPLY WITH ANYTHING

★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · 8d

Attractive people being single is really scary

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · 8d

Ew no.. happiness makes me sick

★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Sep 19

"Dandadan wasn't that good"

★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Sep 14

I used to be a power ranger

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 22

When you nutted in 3 seconds but she still treat you like a king

★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 22

“ay bro yo girl at this party with a..”

me:

★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 20

I just realized that girls don't dress to impress boys, they dress to "out-dress" other girls. If they were trying to impress boys, they would run around naked

★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 14

Majority of Americans finna be in squid games season 3 coz they didn't read red note's terms and conditions

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 12

I hate it when people say they don't like my music taste, I mean i don't like your face but i was quiet wasn't i?

★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 12

Cap😭 that's true love

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 12

nobody decline a call faster than a 3 year old watching youtube

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 11

I hate when my phone corrects "omw" to "On my way!" like bro i am NOT that excited

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 3

LMFAOOOOOO

★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 2

Now Watch Tomorrow Be July 4th

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 1

the gym is PACKED like the club rn 😭😭

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 1

Top5 sounds of 2024

1. “BUM!”
2. “A minorrrrrrrrrrr”
3. “Wop Wop Wop Wop Wop”
4. “Bing bop boom boom boom bop bam”
5. ”MUSSSSSTARDDDDDD!”

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 1

🤣🤣🤣🖕

★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Jan 1

I remember 2024 like it was yesterday.

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Dec 31

Me and Shrek are kinda similar in the fact that we both chose a donkey as a best friend

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Dec 31

My "won't speak until spoken to" game is strong af

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Dec 31

When i say something brilliant on Bluesky and no one engages:

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Dec 30

Lmao I thought the same thing 😭 the dub added on to the cringe ngl 🤧

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★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Dec 30

I like the way you think 😭

★ @jay2funny.bsky.social · Dec 30

Social media really got us thinking 20 likes isn't a lot. Imagine 20 ppl coming up to you saying they fw u

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