jawbone annie, phd
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stop trying to tell me bob dylan is real
Pinned
we as a family have decided to run away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
we as a family have decided to run away from my problems
my self portrait vs bob dylan’s
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
my self portrait vs bob dylan’s
watching a production of middlemarch and now i wanna call everyone an idle scamp, please form a line behind george eliot’s childhood home if you’re cool with me calling you that
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
watching a production of middlemarch and now i wanna call everyone an idle scamp, please form a line behind george eliot’s childhood home if you’re cool with me calling you that
my phone deadass just asked me if i want to use a student essay as my ringtone
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
my phone deadass just asked me if i want to use a student essay as my ringtone
best western used the weight in their most recent commercial and they did this for me specifically
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
best western used the weight in their most recent commercial and they did this for me specifically
y’all know that feeling where after something dreadful happens you have to spend the next several weeks relearning how to breathe
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
y’all know that feeling where after something dreadful happens you have to spend the next several weeks relearning how to breathe
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Each year we will make a hornier Frankenstein adaptation until morale improves
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Each year we will make a hornier Frankenstein adaptation until morale improves
let me sleep and dream of sheep
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
let me sleep and dream of sheep
was just using my foster dog as a pillow but the second i positioned my phone for a selfie he ran all the way to the other side of the yard, these huskies are taking no chances
sat down on the cold, hard floor just to bond with my dog and she immediately got up and walked away
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
was just using my foster dog as a pillow but the second i positioned my phone for a selfie he ran all the way to the other side of the yard, these huskies are taking no chances
imagine fumbling me
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
imagine fumbling me
being appreciated at UNC volleyball faculty appreciation night and i’ve decided that volleyball moms are a very specific genre of person who look like they’d be mean to me at ann taylor loft
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
being appreciated at UNC volleyball faculty appreciation night and i’ve decided that volleyball moms are a very specific genre of person who look like they’d be mean to me at ann taylor loft
my foster dog knocked something over in the kitchen very loudly, and when i went upstairs to investigate penny was somehow able to steal an entire piece of pizza that i left in a place i thought she could never reach… so begin the conspiracies
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
my foster dog knocked something over in the kitchen very loudly, and when i went upstairs to investigate penny was somehow able to steal an entire piece of pizza that i left in a place i thought she could never reach… so begin the conspiracies
and after three(?) attempts from jeff with mixed/hilarious results i can confirm he finally reached the intended party in the intended format
Just learned how to make and send this thing called a “voice note” and I just hope that my children will forgive me for what is likely to ensue
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
and after three(?) attempts from jeff with mixed/hilarious results i can confirm he finally reached the intended party in the intended format
sat down on the cold, hard floor just to bond with my dog and she immediately got up and walked away
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
sat down on the cold, hard floor just to bond with my dog and she immediately got up and walked away
it’s possible that i fixated a bit this week
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
it’s possible that i fixated a bit this week
can we ever truly fail as a people as long as we’ve produced and artist who wrote suspended in gaffa
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
can we ever truly fail as a people as long as we’ve produced and artist who wrote suspended in gaffa
with nothing but love to alicia this made me cackle
RIP to the person who sent me this message. they are no longer with us.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
with nothing but love to alicia this made me cackle
with insomnia coming out soon, can we please settle on the definitive martin scorsese/robbie robertson ship name? i say “scobertson”
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
with insomnia coming out soon, can we please settle on the definitive martin scorsese/robbie robertson ship name? i say “scobertson”
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THE MERMAIDS OF TIBURON, the slightly naughty undersea adventure, comes to Blu-Ray on December 16 featuring a commentary track by me! roninflix.com/products/mer...
Mermaids Of Tiburon: The Psychotronica Collection #3 (4K-UHD Restorati
A diver finds mermaids guarding rare pearls, but a ruthless rival threatens their secret in this 1960s underwater fantasy adventure. Marine biologist Dr. Samuel Jamison embarks on an expedition to Tib...
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November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
THE MERMAIDS OF TIBURON, the slightly naughty undersea adventure, comes to Blu-Ray on December 16 featuring a commentary track by me! roninflix.com/products/mer...
what if i become that junior faculty member who rollerblades from class to class and building for building
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
what if i become that junior faculty member who rollerblades from class to class and building for building
i’m going to cover you in thirty thousand paper cuts and drop you in a vat of acid
November 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
i’m going to cover you in thirty thousand paper cuts and drop you in a vat of acid
weekster and monthster
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
weekster and monthster
who else lost their glasses several days ago and is just moving through the world on vibes
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
who else lost their glasses several days ago and is just moving through the world on vibes