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Jared Lipof

Jared Lipof

@jaredlipof.bsky.social

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Fiction in @salamandermag.bsky.social, @LAReview, and @emersonreview, Madison Review, and The Best American Mystery Stories 2019. Novel-in-progress. Sound Mixer for TV/Film. He/him.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 5h

Me to Trump Admin:

a man wearing sunglasses and a green jacket is standing in a crowd and says `` do it '' .

Alt: Ben Stiller, as Starsky (I think? Maybe Hutch) saying, "Do it."

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 21h

Presented w/o comment.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 21h

Which is weird because the autopen thing is a big deal over in Fox News country.

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t help noticing that Garland is conspicuously absent from Trump’s list of retribution indictments.

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

Free speech conservatives remarkably not speeching through these things.

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

They're call it the Life Salvia.

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

How many different ways can the NYPost find to say, "ATTENTION EVERYONE! WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO DIRT ON MAMDANI"?

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

The New York Post attempts to make a big deal of Zohran Mamdani not recognizing Billy Joel's 'New York State of Mind' on name the artist win five bucks.

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

Are you saying it was too soon (before?) to be saying this or are you saying that he CAUSED 10/7?

Give everybody a heads up when you plan on making sense.

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says confidence

Alt: Michael Bluth, reduced to stunned silence.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

2013 Romney post-mortem -> Donald J. Trump is like your doctor recommends you quit drinking but then a 2nd doctor is like, "What if you keep drinking, add cocaine, brothels, skydiving, meth, base jumping, opiates, and, why not, bring acid back into the mix?"

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

"Weaves" is less dog-whistle than moon-howl.

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

Fox News drops in 1996. Their open conservative bias rebrands all other networks as "liberal." Other networks jump through hoops to include "both sides." It may have all been bullshit, but it clearly worked.

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

Deliberately and/or inadvertently misunderstanding things is basically all of conservative thought.

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

I'm surprised the RNC hasn't bought out the tickets the way they manufacture NYT bestsellers.

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

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Keith Rosson @keithrosson.bsky.social · 3d

Bummer news about the British Library event this Sunday, but, you know, solidarity with striking workers, etc. Apologies to folks we’ve disappointed, I was so looking forward to it myself. www.theguardian.com/books/2025/o....

Stephen King’s son among writers boycotting British Library event in solidarity with striking workers

King’s son, Joe Hill, joins V Castro and Keith Rosson in withdrawing from the Tales of the Weird festival this weekend in support of industrial action

www.theguardian.com

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 2d

A touch of consumption.

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Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 3d

This is dope. In the spirit of the BPP free breakfast program, but fancy.

French bakery in Bed-Stuy offers free breakfast to SNAP card holders

Beginning Nov. 1, when SNAP benefits are expected to be suspended, Je T’aime Patisserie will offer free breakfast to anyone who presents their EBT card from 7:30-10 a.m.

www.nydailynews.com

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 3d

Who I saw open for The Decemberists in 2003.

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 3d

They're calling it The Stovepipe Threshold.

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 3d

Jeffrey Lebowski, saying, "The royal we, man."

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 3d

Cuomo over here thinking he gets all of Sliwa's votes if he drops out.

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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 3d

Surprise — Katie and Allison Crutchfield's new band with MJ Lenderman and Brad Cook is called Snocaps, and their debut album is out now:

Katie & Allison Crutchfield, MJ Lenderman, & Brad Cook Are Snocaps — Hear Their Surprise Debut Album

We knew something was afoot, we just didn’t know we’d be getting so much of it so quickly.

www.stereogum.com