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Jared Jensen
@jaredjensen.bsky.social
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I love my family, boating, motorcycling, mountain biking, and doing techie things. I spend way too much time organizing my garage. Been a Never Trumper since before the golden escalator ride, and I'm ready for this fight. There will be swearing.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 3h
He grabbed the arm of the guy next to him before he started to fall, so he didn't trip. Mitch is another guy I won't be mourning when he's gone.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 18h
Hitler's wife met the same fate. Just sayin'.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 1d
One silver lining may be that the ads are constantly reminding people who dislike ICE that they need to vote.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 1d
Hopefully he chokes himself out trying to grab that neck pussy.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 2d
Says man not known for stating objective facts.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 2d
It's what you do when you think soldiers are suckers and losers.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 3d
If there's no government, then I guess you'll be collecting no taxes.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 3d
I thought making health insurance unaffordable was their plan.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 4d
My money says they'll use the mass protests that day as an excuse to invoke the Insurrection Act.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 5d
So she's not upset about us selling them fighter jets, but training their pilots in the US is a red line?
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 5d
Sounds like a job for Brain Worm.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 5d
Maybe he's also lying about his age.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 5d
Remember what happens to the villain in every Bond movie.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 5d
What are they telling the grand jury in order to secure an indictment?
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 5d
He thought covid would just "go away", too. It's a drop in an ocean of meaningless blather.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 5d
I'm beginning to see how his casinos went bankrupt.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 5d
Allegedly, as evidenced by us tolerating his dumb ass.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 7d
This has been playing on a loop in my mind for so long now that it probably won't stop until years after he's gone.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 7d
The buck stops... at the other guys.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 7d
It's what happens when you are unable to deviate from your prepared talking points.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 7d
He's gonna have an epic come-apart when he doesn't get a Nobel tomorrow. Better hide the ketchup.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 7d
Or maybe get a visit to the Hague.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 7d
Why are they so interested in children's genitals?
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 7d
I ordered three antifa t-shirts last night (not joking), so I'm definitely and proudly "they".
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 7d
I imagine that's what it was like living in a Trump apartment building. Pay the rent, but maintenance calls go unanswered.