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jantastik.bsky.social
as i scroll back, i keep seeing you say you’re allergic to all the things. i’m so sorry, man.
jantastik.bsky.social
i’m not gon’ lie, doe……… this salad kinda good.
jantastik.bsky.social
wanna know what i did after all that thirsting for popeyes and chipotle and what not? cooked chicken and had a salad like a stupid fucking grownup.
jantastik.bsky.social
i feel like two cancers either gonna be fairytale ending….. or a grimm’s fairytale.
astoldbynai.blacksky.app
6. Would you date someone with the same sign as you?

Why or why not?
jantastik.bsky.social
popeyes, because i smelled it yesterday on the way to the store. chipotle, because always. a sandwich because always. and now i know i’m just hungry cause i just saw a video of somebody making a cheesy hot dog, which doesn’t sound good but i somehow still want it.
jantastik.bsky.social
i just listed all the things i want and wings was not on it. and now it is.
jantastik.bsky.social
no and no and also no.
ambitiousapex.blacksky.app
Ladies, have you eaten?

Is your phone charged?

Have you shredded that stack of documents in your home office?
jantastik.bsky.social
i want popeyes. and chipotle. and also a sandwich.
jantastik.bsky.social
i fear i’ma have to cook. 😩
jantastik.bsky.social
i don’t think i *plan* on it, but one of the avenues that i’m open to taking with my interior design business would be to open a curated retail store front that offers design services. i definitely need a home office with some space to store samples and project sample boards, though.
jantastik.bsky.social
watching #ZoeysExtraordinaryPlaylist and i really hate that she picked ol’
boy from pitch perfect cause there’s something about him that feels simultaneously lame and disingenuous.
jantastik.bsky.social
i would like to be sleepy. but i am not.
jantastik.bsky.social
i’m so hungry and i truly don’t understand!
jantastik.bsky.social
i’m fighting back but i definitely ain’t winning yet.
jantastik.bsky.social
my husband made a disparaging comment about them the other day and i was like “hey! don’t you dare besmirch the name of crown fried chicken! they saved you many a night, getting off the train and wasn’t shit else open. also, with the gravy and the damn mashed potatoes?!? tasty.”
jantastik.bsky.social
i’m always hungry at this time of night. this really not a helpful time to be hungry.
jantastik.bsky.social
those be sad days. was it a word with hella options that could have been right.
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blaqdocdown.bsky.social
“One of the most healing things you can do is recognize where in your life you are your own poison.”

~Steve Maraboli
jantastik.bsky.social
it the universe telling me to stop spending money? cause amazon wants my back to go untested and this shirt i ordered that goes with this tracksuit got inexplicably cancelled. now, if my Beyoncé miracle drops don’t make it to my doorstep…….
jantastik.bsky.social
also begs the question that if amazon never came……. what the hell was the knocking sound i thought i heard that woke me up?
jantastik.bsky.social
at this point, amazon owes me a free back rest and like 2 hours of sleep.
jantastik.bsky.social
i’m still lowkey salty i never got that babysitters club book that came with the locket. and i probably read the book itself from the library, but a bish still wanted that damn locket.
jantastik.bsky.social
i don’t even snooze. in college, i thought my clock was broken but i was waking up, turning it off & then going back to sleep with no memory of it. it finally explained why my mom would be like “i asked you to wash the dishes this morning!” and i’d be like “🤔 i didn’t talk to you this morning.”
jantastik.bsky.social
i got a heated mattress pad in maybe the spring on a good deal and i was like “this decision not gonna pay off for a long time………. but when that day comes, i’ma be real hype.”
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I’m about to add a heated blanket to my wish list for Christmas.