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Kenneth Cockhander

@jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social

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I fear that when I die, I'll have the jingle from Gator Golf stuck in my head. Gator Golf give it a whack, Gator Golf, he'll throw it right back. Gator Golf. What could be greater than playing a game of golf with a Gator?

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Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · May 9

We have three different moderates, moderator moderates, compromising middle seekers, and centrist. Moderator moderates are bureaucrats. Compromising middle seekers are easily fooled into defending half of a completely evil proposal. Centrists believe the other side of the sun is less bright

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · 17d

Pretty sure that centi-billionaires don't share this opinion

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · 18d

Did he do that crime? Yes. He did voice Zek from Antz, and sometimes we should let talented people get pardoned for certain crimes. I'm not apologizing for Woody Allen, but he is too old to even begin to pay for his crimes

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · 18d

In honor of that time, Columbus hit the longest vertical continuous land mass with a boat, I have imagined a question. Why did the English accept that potatoes were food? Eat a raw or boiled potato and think about what had to happen to convince Brits that a fat dirty chalky root should be eaten

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · 18d

The shutdown won't end. It keeps the Epstein files away - which i don't think they planned that, but when they realized that the shutdown would stop the Epstein files, they were sure enough happy about it.

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · 25d

jerk off speed run
jerk off wood-fork challenge

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · 27d

Is 35 - 40 old?

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Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · 29d

Bee Movie 3, but it's not about bees at all; instead, it's two twinks in a cocaine submarine and one of them is hard gay and gets really horny when on cocaine - one of the cocaine bags is leaking- gay rape becomes gay sex, things get weird, they are attacked by aquatic inbred underwater hicks

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 30

He also talked about the two "n-words" again, like we get it... he was really happy about that racist joke for the fourth time and in front of the multi-racial military brass.

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 30

Yeah, I catch your vibe now. Hegseth and Trump do speak a silly language of dumb to their people that seems like anti-intellectual code - it is amazing they aren't sick of it yet

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 30

Funny, with each Hegseth/Trump clip, I dread more that they are emboldened by the lack of resistance pushing against their obvious moves toward violence

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Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 29

It's definitely the best educational anime ever, "Cells at Work" isn't even close.

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 26

The book Hyperion, the movie Eyes Wide Shut, the historical accounts of a child sex slaves trade between vikings and the Ottoman Empire - how can it be a conspiracy if it keeps happening, and writers keep telling us how easily it could happen?

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 25

Yeah, but it was kinda obvious that black journalists would be the victims from the start. We didn't just forget that Trump was/is a racist, black republican are in denial. Honestly, though, is there enough real power to save any black journalists from Trump? Ultimately, Trump will destroy late-nite

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 23

I am nowhere near as autistic as I wanted to be, who would have guessed that I should have had more headaches

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 23

It seems like people know more about cows than I do. I am upset maybe?

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 22

If making sacrifices for nothing is a great job, yeah, Schumer is doing so much for... someone, maybe?

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 22

Trump's media assault will sure up his control over the Republican key demographic. We are being cooked greasy

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 20

We go green today ! Quickly now... find the turbines and hook them to our forefathers Graves, the are spinning twice faster than any windmill

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 19

Politically speaking- it's better for the Democratic strategic position to have an explanation as to why a candidate is disliked than to have no explanation at all. Mystery is good; the unexplainable is bad - someone has to know enough to plan forward. Get it?

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 18

Good thing Trump declared Antifa a terrorist group. For a moment, we thought he didn't know the difference, but now that we know he's not going to stoke a civil war to escape the Epstein files and his incompetence - everything is just swell

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Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 16

Yeah, but also... this is further than most sex crime investigations into wealthy people would normally go as before in the past the wealth class would make sure nothing was ever pinned on any of them

Kenneth Cockhander @jammitennmuhaess.bsky.social · Sep 16

Trump's administration only takes Kirk's death seriously - when they are on camera