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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · 8h

The real heroes on the U.S. Border in the war on drugs are risking their lives every time you make an emergency phone call at three in the morning. When there's an 8-ball of cocaine at your door in five minutes and you can't feel your face, thank a cartel member.

James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · 22h

I thought Libertarianism was the magical political philosophy that would fix everything. Now this Argentinan grifter Milei needs a $20 billion bail out. Ha! Libertarians are full of shit, they've always been full of shit and they will continue to be full of shit.

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · 1d

Goddam Arabs and Jews sure love their family. I rarely talk to my sister. If she was a hostage for two years, I might bring it up on Thanksgiving, "So, what was up with that whole hostage thing? that must have been weird."

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · 9d

It's always darkest before the dawn. However, not all the time. It could be the middle of the night. Wait for the next day. Go back inside and go to bed. What are you doing outside at three in the morning?

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · 18d

The only thing I watch on Hulu is CNN. I know it's fake news like everything else. I don't trust their coverage on war, but I like knowing what they're trying to spin and what has blown up recently.

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · 19d

Oh no! Tylenol causes autism. I don't care about your babies. We can't even say fuck on TV because of your dumb fucking children. Fuck Tylenol. Sell heroin, Xanax and Adderall next to the cash register at 7-11.

James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · 19d

Next time someone says Charlie Kirk was a martyr I'm quoting the Bible,

"But these false teachers like animals, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things they understand not; and shall utterly perish from their own corruption."—2 Peter 2:12

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · 20d

Of course you're going to play Saudi Arabia. You haven't said shit here truly radical or mocking the rich. You think liberals are the establishment—rape jokes, LGBTQ and mocking the poor are your edgy schtick. Of course you can play Saudi Arabia.

James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · 24d

How the fuck did you find somebody worse than Nixon? I didn't think that was possible.

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · 24d

The only good thing that will come out of this Charlie Kirk assassination is maybe some of these Fundamentalist Christians will finally crack open their Bible and read the Gospels.

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Sep 9

Who would have guessed all that training those anti-government militias were doing in the woods back in the 1990s was a waste of time. They weren't training to fight tyranny; they were waiting around for the right tyrant.

James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Sep 2

Alex Jones entire schtick in the mid-1990s was Posse Comitatus. For thirty years he endlessly jabbered on about National Guard Troops taking over the country. Now his fanbase are cheering it on as if they were black out drunk for thirty years and forgot what they just said.

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Aug 11

Ever get into an argument with a comedian on social media then find out you started doing standup comedy before they were born? "Oh, so you think you know comedy, do you? I'll bet you do. You know your mom used to love comedy..."

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Aug 7

I think a NASA engineer heard one too many fake moon landing conspiracy theories, "Fuck you, I'll put a goddam nuclear reactor on the moon, fly your ass up there and burn your dick off with a U-235 fuel rod heated to 5092 degrees Fahrenheit and then you'll shut the fuck up."

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Jul 28

I always thought the Radical Far Left were Sandinistas, FARC and Che Guevara. If they're going to call me Radical Far Left, I might as well join up with those guys.

James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Jul 17

Nietzsche's take on the Superman is a deep read. The Upanishads is a deep read. Kafka is a deep read. This is war propaganda for adult children force fed to us by the Pentagon.

James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Jun 26

The people who say you should never talk about politics or religion at a party never want to talk about literature, history, film, art, philosophy, culture, psychology or current events either. They want to talk about sports or jabber endlessly about their children.

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Jun 22

Israel has 90 guns in his house, calls the cops on Iran, cops search Iran's house and no guns are found. If Isael asked me, "Iran's got guns buried deep in his backyard we need you to dig them up with your bunker busting shovel!" I'd tell him to his face, "You killed Jesus."

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Jun 21

Can somebody please tell Netanyahu pretty much everybody on the planet has been living with the bomb since 1945.

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Jun 18

Who would have predicted an ex-gameshow host with 88 criminal charges of falsifying records, election interference and mishandling secret documents would go back on his word of no more war in the Middle East? You'd have to be a clairvoyant or some shit to see that coming.

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Jun 17

Israel reminds me of a meth tweaker peering through the shades out the window at a white van when we've told them 15 billion times it's just the dude next door who owns a white van.

James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Jun 16

People take offense when someone as dumb as I am points out how stupid they are.

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Jun 11

I'm going to have to take Mexico's side in the war of L.A. MS-13 risk their lives everyday bringing party drugs into this country. While cops, National Guard and Marines aren't that fun to hang out with, have shit taste in music and flinch every time there's a loud noise.

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James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Jun 5

See what happens when you clean out your basement? Found an old headshot of Joey "Coco" Diaz. This was Seattle, back in the 90s laying low on the witness protection program.

James Inman @jamesinman.bsky.social · Jun 5

Fuck Ukraine and fuck Zelensky. That shithole country is going to bring us to the brink of nuclear war. Who dung up Reagan's head and reattached it to the Democratic party? When did you become warmongering cunts? Not my party anymore and fuck Trump too.

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