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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅
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An educated fool with bacon on my mind.
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1st of July. New #pfp.

By law you have to get rid of any resemblance of #pride. It's law.
As long as you don't ask for directions in the comments
Is there a more male* experience than fucking up wrapping a gift and being forgiven for it?

*Does not solely apply to men, but it's the stereotype
Blimey Chad Powers (Disney+) keeps getting better and better
Successfully got an anniversary present ✅

Had to wrap it myself and my obvious lack of coordination ruins it ❌
You have to fully spell out "Sausage and Mash" otherwise it gets a little kinky
You have to fully spell out "Sausage and Mash" otherwise it gets a little kinky
Happy Extra-shot-of-coffee-because-the-world-is-terrible for anyone who celebrates 🥰
Most days I wake up with a Start.

Start is what I name my seasonal depression that spans all of the seasons.
The waiter forgot my order.

Apparently it "was a missed steak"
You never hear a yogi say

"That's a bit of a stretch"
Have previously been denied a job because I'd "be great to have a beer with"
Everyone is talking about AI and not enough people are talking about BU...

BU-themostbeatifulgirlintheroominthewholewideroom
Today I went on the flying fox (zip line for kids in Australia) to act like I was in my 20s again. Didn't get hurt.

#Winning
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I am
Laughing way too hard at this 😂😂😂
When you have chest pains in Geography class
Thought this would do much better, but maybe I'm just igneous.