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Edinburgh. Author of history-adjacent fiction. The Saxon Spears and other Post-Roman tales. Jamescalbraith.co.uk 🏳️‍⚧️❤️🏳️‍🌈

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James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · Nov 16

I write books. I try to sell them, too. Mostly on Amazon.

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James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 5m

Noo Maisie you can leave the roooom #taskmaster

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 33m

Can't wait for the Louvre jewels to show up as prize on the next season of #Taskmaster

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 2h

well, the government is shut down. perhaps permanently.

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 3h

Just wait for a Steam sale, like a normal person.

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 3h

But only Zack admits to it.

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 3h

One of Trump's more niche un-American traits is his stated dislike for art deco - the most American of architecture styles, and so successful that Stalin had copied it wholesale for his capital.

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 4h

Much-maligned Victorian factory owners used to build housing for their workers.

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 7h

Maybe. We didn't have 'sriracha shortage' here, so a bottle of Flying Goose costs at most $4 - and other brands and off-brands are cheaper still.

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 7h

It's 21st october, in the ungodly US notation

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 7h

It's virtually impossible to make a sauce like sriracha cheaper than store-bought unless you grow all the ingredients yourself (and don't value your labour time)

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James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 8h

Yeah but if we're in the realms of fantasy already, they should check against a supposed right/far-right opposition coalition which seems to have a slight edge here

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 9h

So still not a majority

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 10h

Very high turnout for Greens in hell, too

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James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 11h

The Marks&Spencer so-called 'garlic & coriander' naan is the blandest, most flavourless naan I've ever eaten. It made me think I had covid again. It's like a Goodness Gracious Me sketch come to life. Truly an epitome of white middle class cuisine.

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 13h

No, it was just smaller.

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 13h

It won't.

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James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 14h

They should have put a Confederate general statue on top of the East Wing.

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 14h

Garlic is seasoning, not vegetable. You wouldn't eat a garlic salad.

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 14h

Tourists often complain there's little to do at Edinburgh Castle, I think a 'throw tomato at a nonce' attraction would greatly increase its potential.

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 23h

Really feels like what grants Trump all the immunity from scrutiny is that most of the media still treat him as an entertainment celebrity rather than a politician.

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 1d

Isn't the East Wing traditionally the office of the First Lady?

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James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 1d

White guy on a boat - working class salt of the earth
Brown guy in a factory - elitist immigrant

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 1d

I mean, they'll still do it, but the bricks will be fake.

James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 1d

This is straight-up Nazis in Warsaw behaviour.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

“.. they are just grabbing people, putting them in cuffs,” said Kaden Cummings, 23, who witnessed the arrests. “Nobody’s identifying themselves .. There’s no due process .. It’s just straight to the back of a van if you’re African on Canal.”

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James Calbraith @jamescalbraith.co.uk · 1d

Please don't screenshot US govt Bluesky posts, why do you think we've all blocked them in the first place.