Jake Bennett
@jakegbennett.bsky.social
Writer, actor, Twitter refugee here to DOdGE the world’s dumbest billionaire.
Me at a job interview answering what my strengths are:
May 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me at a job interview answering what my strengths are:
Next week on the Amazing Racist
The Department of Homeland Security is considering a reality TV show pitch that would put immigrants through a series of challenges to compete for U.S. citizenship.
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May 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Next week on the Amazing Racist
April 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Roman Reigns should just make Paul Heyman do this
April 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Roman Reigns should just make Paul Heyman do this
Maybe they thought Signal meant they had to signal everyone.
March 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Maybe they thought Signal meant they had to signal everyone.
Tulsi Gabbard looking ROUGH lately.
March 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Tulsi Gabbard looking ROUGH lately.
Me trying to steal the ranch recipe from Wingstop HQ
a man with a beard is talking to another man and says `` we 're putting together a team . ''
ALT: a man with a beard is talking to another man and says `` we 're putting together a team . ''
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March 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Me trying to steal the ranch recipe from Wingstop HQ
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⚠️NEW EPISODE DROPPED!⚠️
Join @goldenboy.pro @jakegbennett.bsky.social and
@dramakingmatt.bsky.social as they cover the SHOCKING storyline developments on #Raw!
PLUS, we talk the state of WWE's midcard titles in OVER/UNDER!
🔗 www.rebookedpod.com + www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKdO...
Join @goldenboy.pro @jakegbennett.bsky.social and
@dramakingmatt.bsky.social as they cover the SHOCKING storyline developments on #Raw!
PLUS, we talk the state of WWE's midcard titles in OVER/UNDER!
🔗 www.rebookedpod.com + www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKdO...
Latest WWE Storyline Takes EXCITING Turn For WrestleMania!
YouTube video by REBOOKED Wrestling Podcast
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March 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
⚠️NEW EPISODE DROPPED!⚠️
Join @goldenboy.pro @jakegbennett.bsky.social and
@dramakingmatt.bsky.social as they cover the SHOCKING storyline developments on #Raw!
PLUS, we talk the state of WWE's midcard titles in OVER/UNDER!
🔗 www.rebookedpod.com + www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKdO...
Join @goldenboy.pro @jakegbennett.bsky.social and
@dramakingmatt.bsky.social as they cover the SHOCKING storyline developments on #Raw!
PLUS, we talk the state of WWE's midcard titles in OVER/UNDER!
🔗 www.rebookedpod.com + www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKdO...
Give me HALF of a percent of this to make one of my scripts, I’ll give you a banger. Give small filmmakers, writers, and producers a chance. We may just surprise the hell out of you.
#TheElectricState debuts to 18% on Rotten Tomatoes — based on 11 reviews 🟢
• Budget was reportedly $320M — most expensive Netflix film ever
• The lowest-rated film in the Russo bros' career
• Russo Bros have yet to direct a positively reviewed non-MCU film
• Budget was reportedly $320M — most expensive Netflix film ever
• The lowest-rated film in the Russo bros' career
• Russo Bros have yet to direct a positively reviewed non-MCU film
March 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Give me HALF of a percent of this to make one of my scripts, I’ll give you a banger. Give small filmmakers, writers, and producers a chance. We may just surprise the hell out of you.
You come for the king, you best not miss 🪳💪🏼
March 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You come for the king, you best not miss 🪳💪🏼
Breakfast should be served until 1pm on the weekends.
March 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Breakfast should be served until 1pm on the weekends.
We need more villains in Marvel Rivals. Here’s who would like to see that I think could be fun:
Green Goblin
Ultron
Mr. Sinister
Doc Ock
Taskmaster
Carnage
Juggernaut
Bullseye
Mystique
Crossbones
Thunderbolt Ross/Red Hulk
Sabretooth
Green Goblin
Ultron
Mr. Sinister
Doc Ock
Taskmaster
Carnage
Juggernaut
Bullseye
Mystique
Crossbones
Thunderbolt Ross/Red Hulk
Sabretooth
March 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We need more villains in Marvel Rivals. Here’s who would like to see that I think could be fun:
Green Goblin
Ultron
Mr. Sinister
Doc Ock
Taskmaster
Carnage
Juggernaut
Bullseye
Mystique
Crossbones
Thunderbolt Ross/Red Hulk
Sabretooth
Green Goblin
Ultron
Mr. Sinister
Doc Ock
Taskmaster
Carnage
Juggernaut
Bullseye
Mystique
Crossbones
Thunderbolt Ross/Red Hulk
Sabretooth
If I send you this, it’s because I was right about that thing from years ago.
March 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If I send you this, it’s because I was right about that thing from years ago.
“Okay, fellas, where we dropping?”
March 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Okay, fellas, where we dropping?”
The fine people at Canvas Rebel interviewed me for their website! I was also shocked, but here we are. Give it a read!
canvasrebel.com/meet-jake-be...
canvasrebel.com/meet-jake-be...
canvasrebel.com
March 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The fine people at Canvas Rebel interviewed me for their website! I was also shocked, but here we are. Give it a read!
canvasrebel.com/meet-jake-be...
canvasrebel.com/meet-jake-be...
Well, damn… I’m gonna have to watch all the Bond movies in order again now.
March 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Well, damn… I’m gonna have to watch all the Bond movies in order again now.
YOUR TIME IS UP.
HIS TIME IS NOW.
HIS TIME IS NOW.
a black and white photo of a wrestler in front of a wcw monday nitro banner
ALT: a black and white photo of a wrestler in front of a wcw monday nitro banner
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March 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
YOUR TIME IS UP.
HIS TIME IS NOW.
HIS TIME IS NOW.
I am BEGGING companies to understand that a Net 30 or 45 doesn’t mean you HAVE to wait until day 30 or 45 to pay.
February 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I am BEGGING companies to understand that a Net 30 or 45 doesn’t mean you HAVE to wait until day 30 or 45 to pay.
I miss football.
February 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I miss football.
The Monday after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday.
February 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The Monday after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday.
A great man once said “Know your role and shut your mouth.”
February 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
A great man once said “Know your role and shut your mouth.”
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🤼Our Wednesday show is LIVE!!🤼
This week discussed how consistently good collision has been but not without itself hiccups.
We also cover our real thoughts on the Toni Storm/Mariah May promo from this week’s #AEWCollision
Let’s jump in >>>
youtu.be/fNLs7MMKTg0?...
This week discussed how consistently good collision has been but not without itself hiccups.
We also cover our real thoughts on the Toni Storm/Mariah May promo from this week’s #AEWCollision
Let’s jump in >>>
youtu.be/fNLs7MMKTg0?...
The Death Riders Story Should End but How?
YouTube video by REBOOKED Wrestling Podcast
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January 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
🤼Our Wednesday show is LIVE!!🤼
This week discussed how consistently good collision has been but not without itself hiccups.
We also cover our real thoughts on the Toni Storm/Mariah May promo from this week’s #AEWCollision
Let’s jump in >>>
youtu.be/fNLs7MMKTg0?...
This week discussed how consistently good collision has been but not without itself hiccups.
We also cover our real thoughts on the Toni Storm/Mariah May promo from this week’s #AEWCollision
Let’s jump in >>>
youtu.be/fNLs7MMKTg0?...
Republicans at Christmas: “Hold up… you mean to tell me this Siberian Orchestra is trans?”
December 24, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Republicans at Christmas: “Hold up… you mean to tell me this Siberian Orchestra is trans?”
Nah, that ain’t him. Bro was with me all day.
December 9, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Nah, that ain’t him. Bro was with me all day.