The Walking Punchline™️
@jaisonatalives.bsky.social
She/her. 35+. Anime. Games (Switch/PS). Janelle Monáe. Food. Memes. ADHD and ✨beyond✨. Very Black. Somewhat crafty (I make stuff).
Two degrees, very unserious. A bunch of SpongeBob references in a trench coat.
"Every rule you know is made up." -Me
Two degrees, very unserious. A bunch of SpongeBob references in a trench coat.
"Every rule you know is made up." -Me
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Every time i think about outside it cost 200 dollars
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Every time i think about outside it cost 200 dollars
vouch 😂
when I worked an hour away from home at a job I came to hate, me and that E used to play chicken with each other 💀
It's how I learned that once it gets below "1 mile to empty" it just starts begging and says GIRL PLEASE GET SOME DAMN GAS 😭
when I worked an hour away from home at a job I came to hate, me and that E used to play chicken with each other 💀
It's how I learned that once it gets below "1 mile to empty" it just starts begging and says GIRL PLEASE GET SOME DAMN GAS 😭
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
vouch 😂
when I worked an hour away from home at a job I came to hate, me and that E used to play chicken with each other 💀
It's how I learned that once it gets below "1 mile to empty" it just starts begging and says GIRL PLEASE GET SOME DAMN GAS 😭
when I worked an hour away from home at a job I came to hate, me and that E used to play chicken with each other 💀
It's how I learned that once it gets below "1 mile to empty" it just starts begging and says GIRL PLEASE GET SOME DAMN GAS 😭
buuT tHe SwEaTuRzzz
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
buuT tHe SwEaTuRzzz
was just coming to say exactly that... I haven't even made an attempt yet because I already know it's not happening 😩 I can just feel it
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
was just coming to say exactly that... I haven't even made an attempt yet because I already know it's not happening 😩 I can just feel it
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Can’t sleep. About to be up counting down how much time I have until I have to get up for work.
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Can’t sleep. About to be up counting down how much time I have until I have to get up for work.
"oh the killer! 🙂" WHEEZE
haven't seen this in ages, I needed this 😂
haven't seen this in ages, I needed this 😂
oh I have it saved to my phone for such occasions it’s my favorite thing
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"oh the killer! 🙂" WHEEZE
haven't seen this in ages, I needed this 😂
haven't seen this in ages, I needed this 😂
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Somebody send me a bunch of oui’d beverages from Total Wine!
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Somebody send me a bunch of oui’d beverages from Total Wine!
Hell Texas Pete is made right down the street lol I expected as much
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hell Texas Pete is made right down the street lol I expected as much
[cashapp notification sounds]
7. At your age, what is the perfect gift?
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
[cashapp notification sounds]
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Wake up in the morning… it’s dark
Get off work… it’s dark
Get off work… it’s dark
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Wake up in the morning… it’s dark
Get off work… it’s dark
Get off work… it’s dark
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“You deadass?” Will always gets a chuckle out of me. NY y’all ate with that one
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“You deadass?” Will always gets a chuckle out of me. NY y’all ate with that one
EYE YAM CRI-YEENG 💀😭💀😭💀
Lock up the homosexuals!!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
EYE YAM CRI-YEENG 💀😭💀😭💀
That man stay spreading stuff open 😭😭😭
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
That man stay spreading stuff open 😭😭😭
NOW AMAURY JONTAVIOUS GUICHON. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
NOW AMAURY JONTAVIOUS GUICHON. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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Happy December, y'all!!
Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!
Take it away, DMX!!
Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!
Take it away, DMX!!
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Happy December, y'all!!
Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!
Take it away, DMX!!
Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!
Take it away, DMX!!
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I'M SCREAMING I FORGOT WHEN HE PISSED ME OFF I WENT AND TURNED IT INTO HELL SLSJSJKSJAJKDXMNS 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'M SCREAMING I FORGOT WHEN HE PISSED ME OFF I WENT AND TURNED IT INTO HELL SLSJSJKSJAJKDXMNS 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Once upon a time I uh, made a man cave with stuff he likes in my animal crossing house just because 🥴
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Once upon a time I uh, made a man cave with stuff he likes in my animal crossing house just because 🥴
🗣️ DON'T EAT THAT POOP!!!
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
🗣️ DON'T EAT THAT POOP!!!