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Jair, The Literary Masturbator

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Poet, Spoken Word Artist, Figure Skating & Lakers' Fan, Libra ♎, Staring Contest Champion Mrs. Worthington's 4th Period English Class Monroe Jr. High Inglewood, CA tinyurl.com/theliterarymasturbator

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3h

This Is The Quintessence Of Eating Someone Up
#ItAintNoFunWhenTheRabbitGotTheGun
#TootTootBoopBoopBam

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3h

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How Miss Major Changed My Life: Janetta’s Journey

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 5h

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Emily King: Tiny Desk Concert

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 7h

I am questioning if any punches landed...

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 9h

Still One Of My Favorite Moments From The National Spelling Bee #KennyiAouad Spelling "Sardoodledom" At The 2007 Bee...

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 13h

#TootTootBoopBoopBam

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 1d

"Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd that Christianity saved Native Americans from child sacrifice. For centuries, fabricated claims about He's repeating a lie."

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Moral High Ground Doesn't Stand on Children's Bones

Native American Heritage Month Begins With a Lie

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 1d

#ToneThatShitDown
#YouDoingTooMuch
#SideEye
#EyeRoll
#ISaidWhatISaid

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 2d

#RyanCoogler #TessaThompson #OctaviaSpencer and #DanielKaluuya lead an A-list lineup of presenters for #MichaelBJordan American Cinematheque tribute.

The “Sinners” star and “Creed III” director is set to become the 39th recipient of the honor Nov. 20 at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills.

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 2d

Tina Ballerina Turner
A #DanceTheatreOfHarlem Halloween

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 2d

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Fuelled by fire: This is the inspiring story of Eliakim Coulibaly 📈🇨🇮

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 2d

Great Job By #OxanaVouillamoz & #TomBouvart
Of Switzerland In The Short Program
#SkateCanadaInternational 2025
(He Gets +5 GOE For The Hair)

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

#ThisIsWhyTheInternetWasInvented
#HappyHalloween

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

Winner of Halloween 2025

a woman says she gets the crown in a red sweater

ALT: a woman says she gets the crown in a red sweater

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

Food Banks & Giveaways in the Oakland area

Here are some resources for you and your family. Includes permanent, year-round assistance organizations as well as temporary offers from local businesses.

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

Happy Halloween From Big Mike Myers
#TurnDaBeatUp

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

My Halloween Costume:

Dressed As Biiiiiiiiiggg Fun!! All The Way To Baltimore To Be With The Wretched

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

#ItAintNoFunWhenTheRabbitGotTheGun

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

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North Beach Restaurant, House of Nanking, Bon Délire | Check, Please! Bay Area

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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 4d

I voted YES on Prop 50 because we cannot let anyone silence the will of the people.

California is fighting fire with fire and standing up for democracy everywhere. Vote yes on Prop 50 by mail or in person on Election Day, this Tuesday, November 4.

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Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 3d

All Angles Of Austin Reeves Game Winner...

#Lakers
#Lakers4Life
#Lakers4Ever
#LakersNation
#LakersGang
#TheLakeShow
#BleedPurpleAndGold

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4d

Former Eagles #DeSeanJackson Head Coach Delaware State & #MichaelVick Head Coach Norfolk State Going Head to Head Today in Philadelphia...

#HBCUFootball

Jair, The Literary Masturbator @jairtlm.bsky.social · 4d

Powerful! 8-year-old Alex Anning chose to feed 150 families on the Southside of Chicago for his birthday. As millions risk losing SNAP due to the shutdown, Alex is proving compassion has no age. Salute to this young King! 👑

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