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Sam @sammyzorba.bsky.social · 12h

The audacity
of men, to believe you or
I can own a tree.

#haiku

JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 16h

If these are the objections you're nailing to the cathedral door you better not show your ass on topics the average American has studied monastically. Except Christianity-most Americans, who truly would benefit from a pope are pure vibes there. But they have STRONG beliefs about it.

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JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 16h

Obfuscating pseudo-technical language works when nobody has any idea what you're talking about, like with finance and VC autofellatio.

But Christianity, Harry Potter and comic books?
My brother in Christ you have stepped directly into the cultural wheelhouse of all America. Just add football.

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JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 18h

Ah yes the famously uncool Johnny Cash.

Johnny Cash smoking and being slutty in some never mind thigh high, some nearly ass high leather boots. Probably on his estate which he bought with his dumb uncool nerd money that idiots gave him.

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JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 18h

Somewhere there's a fella in an office park in like Hartford who wrote the white paper proving pre-portioned cream cheese claws back sufficient value to justify it. He's got the cover sheet framed with his boss' post-it reading "do they need knives?" still stuck to it. Teamwork makes the dream work.

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JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 19h

Oh, it's just the one generation?
Anybody check the math on that?

A Test Now for Israel: Can It Repair Its Ties to Americans?
Israel's advocates fear that its conduct of the war has cost it the support of an entire generation of U.S. voters.

JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 1d

every accusation a confession

JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 1d

I thought it was decisively proven by the first new tron that old tron was a sufficient amount of tron and additional tron regardless of quality would be unnecessary tron.

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JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 1d

Hopefully it's not a parole violation. Be strong!

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JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 2d

Went once but when I finished talking they told me it was a decent effort all things considered so I figured I had gone to the wrong session.

JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 2d

Place by my sister has a breakfast sandwich called a spicy hobo with a hash brown on it and it's the truth.

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JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 2d

28 when I woke up in the Hudson valley. New fuckin fireplace blower assembly still in transit. No ty.

everything is broken in this goddamned house.

JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 3d

Babies do in fact keel over and start dry heaving pretty often but there's usually crying and screaming too. It's more emotionally obligate than anatomically driven tho. Never had it happen in a food court but on the subway for sure.

JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 4d

I live around a lot of maga trucks and I think I've come up with they all want to be in the Cozy Army. Like they want to drive around in their living room but also a tank. They want to smite but from comfort. Always at war but never far from a chikfila.

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