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Jago2012
@jago2012.bsky.social
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I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? Person. Retired. Neurodivergent. Cats 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ Chickens 🐔🐔🐔 allotment 🌾🥕🫛 LTFC 🎩🧡
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · Sep 5
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 1m
I've never read Tom Sawyer but I am so unbelievable annoyed by Holden Caulfield that I cannot believe this is even possible.
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 1h
Well now you've got him and the future for the whole planet (or at least the people on it) is now probably
(1) Shorter
(2) Scarier
(3) Worse.
Well done America.

Not
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 1h
And Real Danes. We had quite a lot of those, and we even let some of them be King 🤯
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 4h
"not bad for a fascist"??
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 4h
8 seconds 🎉🎉🎉

I solved today's #Countle 493 in 0:08 — countle.org
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 4h
Not been doing so well at this lately so I'm ok with 8.

squareword.org 1352: 8 guesses

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<6:🟩 <11:🟨 <16:🟧 16+:🟥
#squareword #squareword1352
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 18h
He should stop being represented by fascists, then.
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 20h
He's got absolutely no idea how to handle the idea of a successful, important female. (Even a fashy one!!)
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 20h
😝
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 20h
What I really don't like is
What do you mean BY THAT?

Because there's the implication that actually I've got some really unpleasant subtext going on. And I haven't. I really really haven't. My (abusive) ex used to do it all the time.
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 1d
Jack Wilshere's back.
#coyh 🎩🎩
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 1d
💔 unthinkable unbearable unimaginable

there aren't any words to describe this
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 1d
They really hate it when people are doing too much of the things they're shouting that immigrants never do......

The only people I've seen recently refusing to integrate are the flag shagging hate mobs.
Hopefully they'll all disappear in a puff of logic having hated themselves into oblivion.
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 2d
Shouting is all they have.
Did you see Yusuf on Question Time? Couldn't utter a sentence without the word 'immigration' (an audience member challenged him and he said No), shouted louder and louder over everyone else and made things up.
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 2d
They're like Twatter pile ons but conducted in a ball-pit, or on a big fluffy eiderdown.
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 2d
Every article beginning "F*rage says" should have an equally large article next to it showing why he is talking utter bullshit.
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 2d
Are you using my strategy?
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 2d
Also 1 sum, nice and easy.

Numble #1337
SOLVED: ✅
Numbers used: 5/6
Final answer: 215
21.850s
numble.wtf
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 2d
It turned out to be much simpler than I was trying to make it.
(1 sum)
Bonus Numble #451
SOLVED: ✅
Numbers used: 5/8
Final answer: 9220
2m 49.927s
numble.wtf/bonus
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 2d
Buzzled #186
Mini: 00:20
Classic: 00:57
Expert: 02:49
Master: 01:25
Total: 05:31
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Not bad for a lazy Sunday morning 😊
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 3d
I reckon 'feeling I must point out other people's SPAG errors' is the very heart of pedantry.

I know, for I am one.
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 3d
The Grammar Police has many branches including sub-divisions
spelling
punctuation
vocabulary

I should rename it the SPAG police.
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 3d
I am going to confidently predict he's not going to last until Christmas, let alone this time next year.
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 3d
I'm in then! (Well, ¾ in - Irish Scottish Cornish parents/grandparents phew)
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Jago2012 @jago2012.bsky.social · 3d
Aaagh PTSD
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