marissa apple8404
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sheltered wii u kid - 21 really likes minecraft, sonic, and pokemon. unfortunately profile picture by @mariofreak2001.bsky.social banner by @astronyu.bsky.social nooo don't click the jade wisp server link it's scary https://discord.gg/xurd2JhmtG blundero
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there are no useless minecraft features, for the Magenta Glazed Terracotta, or the humble Rabbit, or even the morally bankrupt Llama, will spark joy in someone.

its me im someone add more useless features mojang thanks
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still a work in progress, yet absolutely beautiful regardless
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the only entertainment Sonic 06 will ever bring you is in Silver's story. if you ever have to play this artocity of a game, pick that one.

Even then, it's entertaining in the same way gmod sandbox mode is, so probably play that instead.
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Sonic 06 legally counts because all stories have their own credits

i don't have to be the person to tell you the game blows ass. i can instead be the person to tell you i have the only bug-free copy of the game, and that makes it substantially less entertaining
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What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
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the fucked up colors honestly remind me of like

a dookie-ass TV/monitor that was configured by an 8 year old

and i think that's a vibe for a retro game
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obey wario

destroy mario
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mario or wario trolley problem:

if the trolley hits mario, he loses a life, and if it's his last, it's game over for mario

but if you let it hit wario instead, wario will be fine, but the trolley will be destroyed

Time to choose...
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trolley problem, but it's mario or wario
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lack of voice acting is a situational problem for the series and not every scene has to be voiced

but damn. arven yelling "mom" at the end of scarlet might actually have impact if it wasn't just text with the bare minimum sound design

...anyway their biggest issue is level design in this essay i w
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i feel like Ariana could do a fine enough Amy though i honestly hold a very indifferent stance on the matter since i have honestly no clue what characterization they'll go with for her either way

all i can truly hope for: big funny hammer
sonic the hedgehog and his friends are playing a game
ALT: sonic the hedgehog and his friends are playing a game
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it really depends on the characterization they go with for Amy
she's very... varied. in mainline canon

her more recent incarnations have been much more "mature" than the early 2000s Amy which i feel like is what SEGA would prefer paramount go with
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elytras if they were good
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average minecraft spear user
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you should repost tf art in november actually

i'll let you have this all year round mother fucker

do it. Go on.
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PLZA giving chesnaught a mega finally :D

PLZA costing $70 right after i move into my apartment :(

PLZA gating mega chesnaught behind an online mode i dont wanna play :((

PLZA not having that mega stone reward available 24/7 thus leading to immense FOMO :((((((((((((
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the right choice is more options so i never have to play triple team tap boost ever again.
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i think adding a "normal" queue without any gimmicks would be the best way to improve festivals

i actually LOVE team shootout but i can see how the skill-issue-inclined can hate it, spin drift is also genuinely stellar

the right choice is more options so you dont have to play what you hate
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can i be in your enemy/nemesis server instead
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Finally streaming more of The Great Ace Attorney 2!

It's been too long but last time we finished the game's first case so it's about time I made some more progress, this game rules so I gotta lock in and play it more often

www.twitch.tv/bigyellowyt
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do you like

need a therapist
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i dont think MKW is a worse game for it, skill gap in mario kart has and always will feel bad, but it definitely loses something in some way for leaning into it
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i think i understand this perfectly

Mario Kart prior had very little different from high level and low level play. skill gap can still be severe, but it will look like the same game

now high/low level strats are fundamentally different and skill gaps are more severe than ever
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i do but i already took em

the apartment has a deal with em so setup was instant

hoping they wont live up to their namesake too much
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cox requires you to install their mobile app to edit the SSID of your wifi network

this should be a felony i think