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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 2h

Good plan on the spikes! I know a 3 legged dog that lost a leg to a hawk attack.

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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 1d

"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 18h

Why did the word "worcestershire" pop in my head?

LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 1d

Yep. Keeps getting stranger. Not really in a good way.

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 1d

You must be the girlfriend of antifa they've been talking about on the news.

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 1d

Is this because of all of the frogs in Portland?

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 2d

I always thought it was cute that women knew I wanted to duck their puppy.

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Martin John @martinjohn.bsky.social · 2d

This meme made me laugh.

A meme with a character from Watchmen whose name I can’t remember, saying:

It is 1982. I am one year old. Tron bombs at the box office
It is 2010. I am
twenty-nine years old.
Tron bombs at the box office
It is 2025. I am
fourty-four years old.
Tron bombs at the box office

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 2d

Finally picked a disk detainer lock. Blue Belt level. Messed with this thing for at least a couple hours per week for the past 2 months. It finally opened for me.

LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 2d

Probably didn't notice, I block so much stuff. Favorite quote on Reddit about BSky stuff: "Completely serious, I only ever post my cock and look for porn BUT many people do use it as a legitimate social media site and they should be able to do that without having to deal with bigots all the time."

LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 2d

The only serious question I have is why are people trying to migrate to Mastodon?

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 3d

Im not 100% sure what you're talking about, but I'm pretty sure they can't help where they fall asleep.

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 5d

I've definitely heard it in a great context. I didn't realize that there was such a thing as a clown fetish.

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 5d

I was hoping for interesting laser discourse. Like about the low power one that ionizes the air and can create a path for electricity. Got to see a video of an electric charge going around a wall to hit a car that was targeted.

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 5d

Basil is my love language. Replace all of the lettuce in a salad with basil, and I will take you to the justice of the peace to get hitched immediately.

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 5d

Michigan?

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 5d

Waiting for the far beyond driven variant.

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 5d

Tell me more about the beef jerky. Have you seen that Dr Pepper bullshit that they're peddling nowadays?

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 6d

In hybrid moments? Give me a moment.

LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 6d

The Pixies sang "Here comes your man" about a train wreck. Was the man supposed to be Jesus collecting the dead? I think I got it, but I've been really wrong about shit before.

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 7d

Drawing frowny faces on my testicles in case the date goes bad. I AM NOT A PESSIMIST!

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 8d

Got approved for a higher rank in lock picking. Now a purple belt. I bet its going to be an avalanche of pussy.

LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 8d

Sounds like a new seasonal clothing collection.

LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 8d

She always says that.

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LamentConfiguration @jadedargyle333.bsky.social · 8d

I'm definitely a nerd, and I did not have the patience for it. Its like a weird version of discord. The emphasis is on federation rather than user experience. This site scratches the itch for now.

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