Jade
@jadeblades543.bsky.social
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M, 24, Avid TTRPG player and historian. 18+ Account. Not for minors.
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Might as well actually post here instead of just lurking like a weirdo, that way everyone can CONFIRM that I’m a weirdo! 💕
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Heads up: My commissions are currently closed. If someone claiming to be me offers you commissions through discord, it's an impostor. Be careful and don't get scammed. If you have any doubts, my DMs are open and you can always message me here to verify.
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Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.
What about the G Arkveld Fem set?
I’ll dm you later when I’m off work ^_^
That gives me a cute comm idea I’ll need to save for.

How does Hecate feel about apprenticing one of her nephews?
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Oh no don't turn me into a hot goth witch girl that'd be terrible 🥵
These were a bunch of 30 year old dudes playing tabletop games in their basement. The chorus of “EEEW GIRLS” that must have rang out would have been music to Gygax’s ears.

So, yeah. Still kinda mysoginistic… but weaponized to mess with a bunch of overconfident powergamers .
The players (his overconfident sons) go through the first door, hit a trap, get wary. Go through the second door. Lose all their hard-earned loot. Get to the third door, *strip so they don’t lose their stuff again*,

And get turned into a hot goth witch girl butt-naked in front of the others.
It was honestly kinda brilliant. There were three fog doors. The first door lead to a trap, so it conditions the Players to be wary. The second door teleports you naked outside the dungeon. The third door is the one that flips your sex and alignment so…
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Some art for my plushsuit-mech campaign!

Say hello to the Dusk Hound! Big as a 3-story building, equipped with rapid-maneuver jets and armor piercing weapons. It doesn’t have a mind of its own, but many suits do, providing companionship to their pilots.
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well, this time i need to make... a lot - $600 or more...
so im taking as many as possible
im still working on my queue but..yeah..

DM if interested 🥺
#commissions
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This is an important update
Please any bit of help is appreciated...
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the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy
Me and some buddies did this a while back. Gave my OC something like “You can treat your mana as mana of any color for the purposes of Devotion and casting any Enchantment-Creatures”, letting you summon a shitload of gods.
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unironically we need to bring back making custom mtg cards for yourself, your chars, and your friends, it rules
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I think I completely forgot to post my DnD oc Kiki
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「Gummy Fashion Week」

Messing around with gradient maps and charcoal shading... I'm having a lot of fun with these bright colors!!! I wanna go even harder!
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Fullshade gijinka comm for my bestie of one of their fandragons on flight rising :3
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Now you’re targeting me, because I’m sitting here trying to come up with *actual* plush power armor while I’m at work lol
Me too >:3

I’m full on players, but feel free to dm me if you wanna invite to hangout and absorb the vibes!
@meltyautumn.bsky.social shouting you out on this! I know we’ve never talked but I see you pop up all the time bc of mutuals. I think you are a very cool doll and I absolutely get a ton of inspiration from you! ✨