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Jade Ann Byrne

@jadeannbyrne.bsky.social

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🦄 Trap 🪤 Ms. Jade Ann Byrne | she/her | Cosplay 🎭 Gamer 🎮 Twitch 📡 | Paladinus Summus ⚔️ Girl4Rent PMC | Anti-panty-theft 🚫

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Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Jun 11

Picnic Mode: Engaged

Red & black Victoria Secret PINK flannel blanket down. Wicker basket loaded. Limited edition 40oz Jade Ann Byrne JaDe color Hydro Flask standing proud like a stainless steel love letter to hydration and rebellion.
#PicnicPunk #HydroFlask #JadeAnnByrneEdition #California #Picnic

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · 7d

Thank you for Ur Service

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Sep 18

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Sep 9

The sky got patched today. ☁️

New firmware update: JADE installed successfully. 💾⚔️

Tested in SoCal airspace. Runs clean.

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Sep 5

Love to watch you cum ; the to watch yoh leave through the ring cam. tbh ngl

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Sep 2

Word; i still love you camsoda

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 31

your girl jade ann byrne is levitating full-on summer vibes 🌞🍭 double bomb pop power held high, sunlight glinting, palm trees swaying 🌴✨ every bite = nostalgia, every pop = pure chaotic joy 💥💫 summer never looked this ridiculously electric. let’s taste the chaos and own the day 🌈🔥

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 27

POV: My shadow glides down the two-lane bike path, asphalt slick, LED streetlights casting sharp, twisting angles. Part model swag, part twirl, part West Coast big energy. Every step a performance. The night bends to watch. 🌙✨ #JadeAnnByrne #ShadowWalk #StreetlightArt #asmr #visitcalifornia

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 27

Fingertips inside a moonflower. 🌙✨

Velvet-soft, leaving me marked with gold.

Some beauty asks to be witnessed, some asks to be touched.

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 21

Sunset Serenade Golden Coast feat Jade Ann Byrne

#VisitCalifornia

(( This is a Pro-California PsychOp ))

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 20

Sounds like a collaboration

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 20

The Cat Came Back Harry S. Miller told me

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 20

Are we on a short bus together or something like a greyhound ?

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 20

I want to pick grapes ; 🍇 who would be the best place to do a positive California story from the field.

Reposted by Jade Ann Byrne

Ashley Barron @alsoashleybarron.com · Jul 12

I was never great at typing until I had to start responding to 200 or so DM's every morning from about 6am to 6:30 am... Forget that Mavis Beacon BS - THIS IS REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE

6 2 60

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 18

HAND PULLED 🥵

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 17

estradiol valerate injections done properly wit rugby wipes bd syringes american regent supply are a case study in diy biohacking

🇺🇸 as a 144lb human syncing cycles with the moon the results aren’t just medical ; emotional intelligence upgrades

less rage more pining
less consumption more creativity

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 16

BREAKING 📰:

Jade Ann Byrne just fragged an entire lobby with a potato, a neon rifle, and pure audacity.

👓 Glasses: CVS (shoplifted)

🧥 Hoodie: Cropped Scuba Lululemon (stitched longer)

💬 Catchphrase: “Suck a fart out my ass”

Dev next door: 👀 watching irl…

#BlackOps6 #NewsButMakeItJade

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 11

Rearview reads 119°—SoCal August’s a furnace, Mission Blvd shimmering like a mirage.

Northbound on the 15, Von Dutch tilted, Hydro Flask sweating, Santa Ana winds wild.

No AC can beat this scorch, but neither do we. Stay hydrated, stay fierce. 🥵💜🔥 #JadeAnnByrne #SoCalHeat #AugustVibes

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 11

Poolside recharge mode: activated. ☀️💙 Pale skin catching every last sunbeam without a burn in sight. From SoCal cabanas to Gulf Coast hammocks, I’m out here living that Hot Girl Summer—milk maiden edition. No filter, just pure vibes and that natural gamer reflex dodge on UV rays.
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🦄📸

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 11

Hi-Vis is my work color. Vibe. Mood.

Concrete is my catwalk.

And the Valleys? They’re under my care.

FactoTum by Jade Ann Byrne; handling every bolt, beam, and boulevard with equal parts skill and flair.

Looked cute, might delete later, but the work stays perfect.

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 9

Sunset magic and campfire glow at Holonatsu 🌅🔥

This cowgirl’s got boots, a hat, and a spark of something magical in her hand.

Who’s ready to ride into the summer night? ✨ #JadeAnnByrne #Holonatsu #CampfireVibes #DigitalArt

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Aug 2

What’s the difference between me & you?
‘bout .5mL of 200mg/5mL American Reagents 🇺🇸 #YamJuice,
3 sources of Prenatal Rugby feat. #Duravet vitamins, minerals & deez two.
I microdose clarity.
You OD on maladaptive dreaming & delusion.
My labs slay.
You’s sad filet.
#UnicornsOnly 🦄

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Jul 31

Ur pretty magical ngl

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Jul 31

drop a pin 📍

i’ll come by with the yam tech

& see if 30 seconds of applied pressure
in the right port

gets his ego to factory reset.

✨no warranty, but high success rate✨

Jade Ann Byrne @jadeannbyrne.bsky.social · Jul 29

Steel gate. Schlage lock.

Glow-key. Storm whistle.

It’s not just access—it’s intent.

Some of us don’t carry keys. We carry thresholds.

🔧@jadeannbyrne.bsky.social
#KeyParty
#KeyedByNature #ThresholdLore #ContractorMystic #StormWhistleSignal