Jacob Schneider
@jacobschneider13.bsky.social
⚽️ Soccer creative; currently a free agent
✍🏽 Former GOAL, MLS, MLS NEXT Pro -- among others
📧 [email protected]
✍🏽 Former GOAL, MLS, MLS NEXT Pro -- among others
📧 [email protected]
Me, carefully planning the Macys x 34th Christmas tour this evening, so that it allows for a brief viewing experience
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Me, carefully planning the Macys x 34th Christmas tour this evening, so that it allows for a brief viewing experience
No coverage of the ECF or WCF from me tonight.
I’ve got my family in town for the holiday and am spending the evening with them!
Enjoy the matches, all.
I’ve got my family in town for the holiday and am spending the evening with them!
Enjoy the matches, all.
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
No coverage of the ECF or WCF from me tonight.
I’ve got my family in town for the holiday and am spending the evening with them!
Enjoy the matches, all.
I’ve got my family in town for the holiday and am spending the evening with them!
Enjoy the matches, all.
Alex Freeman really got inside Ronald Araujo’s head that bad.
Damn.
Damn.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Alex Freeman really got inside Ronald Araujo’s head that bad.
Damn.
Damn.
Marc Cucurella has my heart
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Marc Cucurella has my heart
Hell of a season from the Loons, but SD deserve this.
What a tremendous inaugural campaign from Mikey Varas and Co.
They host the Whitecaps Saturday night for a berth in MLS Cup. The two best in the West, set to clash.
Big offseason for the Loons awaits.
What a tremendous inaugural campaign from Mikey Varas and Co.
They host the Whitecaps Saturday night for a berth in MLS Cup. The two best in the West, set to clash.
Big offseason for the Loons awaits.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Hell of a season from the Loons, but SD deserve this.
What a tremendous inaugural campaign from Mikey Varas and Co.
They host the Whitecaps Saturday night for a berth in MLS Cup. The two best in the West, set to clash.
Big offseason for the Loons awaits.
What a tremendous inaugural campaign from Mikey Varas and Co.
They host the Whitecaps Saturday night for a berth in MLS Cup. The two best in the West, set to clash.
Big offseason for the Loons awaits.
Four minutes added.
MNUFC needs a goal if they want to keep their season alive.
MNUFC needs a goal if they want to keep their season alive.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Four minutes added.
MNUFC needs a goal if they want to keep their season alive.
MNUFC needs a goal if they want to keep their season alive.
GOAL SAN DIEGO!
Anders Dreyer with a MISSILE!
MNUFC lapses for one second and they capitalize. My word, that was a hit.
73’ 1-0
Anders Dreyer with a MISSILE!
MNUFC lapses for one second and they capitalize. My word, that was a hit.
73’ 1-0
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
GOAL SAN DIEGO!
Anders Dreyer with a MISSILE!
MNUFC lapses for one second and they capitalize. My word, that was a hit.
73’ 1-0
Anders Dreyer with a MISSILE!
MNUFC lapses for one second and they capitalize. My word, that was a hit.
73’ 1-0
This is a game for the sickos. Those who love tactics, shapes, triangle passing and one-two moments.
Immaculate for the footballing mind.
Ramsay’s low-block shifts into a counter so quickly, while SD have not lost their attacking shape - with literally 9 men forward - all game.
Tremendous.
Immaculate for the footballing mind.
Ramsay’s low-block shifts into a counter so quickly, while SD have not lost their attacking shape - with literally 9 men forward - all game.
Tremendous.
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is a game for the sickos. Those who love tactics, shapes, triangle passing and one-two moments.
Immaculate for the footballing mind.
Ramsay’s low-block shifts into a counter so quickly, while SD have not lost their attacking shape - with literally 9 men forward - all game.
Tremendous.
Immaculate for the footballing mind.
Ramsay’s low-block shifts into a counter so quickly, while SD have not lost their attacking shape - with literally 9 men forward - all game.
Tremendous.
OFF THE LINE FROM PILCHER
My goodness that’s incredible! Robin Lod thought he’d scored. Ur the fullback clears it off the line!
My goodness that’s incredible! Robin Lod thought he’d scored. Ur the fullback clears it off the line!
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
OFF THE LINE FROM PILCHER
My goodness that’s incredible! Robin Lod thought he’d scored. Ur the fullback clears it off the line!
My goodness that’s incredible! Robin Lod thought he’d scored. Ur the fullback clears it off the line!
If you’re MNUFC, you’re thrilled with that first half.
So composed defensively.
If they want to find a result here though, Pereyra & Triantis have to factor into the match more.
Loons two attacking x-factors rather invisible going forward that half. Lod their most threatening.
So composed defensively.
If they want to find a result here though, Pereyra & Triantis have to factor into the match more.
Loons two attacking x-factors rather invisible going forward that half. Lod their most threatening.
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If you’re MNUFC, you’re thrilled with that first half.
So composed defensively.
If they want to find a result here though, Pereyra & Triantis have to factor into the match more.
Loons two attacking x-factors rather invisible going forward that half. Lod their most threatening.
So composed defensively.
If they want to find a result here though, Pereyra & Triantis have to factor into the match more.
Loons two attacking x-factors rather invisible going forward that half. Lod their most threatening.
If that’s not a penalty, Corey Baird should be handed a yellow for simulation.
Need that consistency from the officiating crew in a playoff game.
Still one of those issues that plagues the league. Just desperate for consistency.
Need that consistency from the officiating crew in a playoff game.
Still one of those issues that plagues the league. Just desperate for consistency.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
If that’s not a penalty, Corey Baird should be handed a yellow for simulation.
Need that consistency from the officiating crew in a playoff game.
Still one of those issues that plagues the league. Just desperate for consistency.
Need that consistency from the officiating crew in a playoff game.
Still one of those issues that plagues the league. Just desperate for consistency.
Have to say, this is a tight whistle to begin. Very little “let them play” going on.
Fair yellow, but you easily could have given it as a warning, too.
Standard has been set.
Fair yellow, but you easily could have given it as a warning, too.
Standard has been set.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Have to say, this is a tight whistle to begin. Very little “let them play” going on.
Fair yellow, but you easily could have given it as a warning, too.
Standard has been set.
Fair yellow, but you easily could have given it as a warning, too.
Standard has been set.
The yard lines, numbers and end zone still being visible on the pitch as the No. 1 seed hosts the No. 4 seed in an MLS playoff match is… well, MLS heritage.
You can’t get more American soccer than this.
Loons v SDFC, winner to take on Vancouver next Saturday. Here we go.
You can’t get more American soccer than this.
Loons v SDFC, winner to take on Vancouver next Saturday. Here we go.
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The yard lines, numbers and end zone still being visible on the pitch as the No. 1 seed hosts the No. 4 seed in an MLS playoff match is… well, MLS heritage.
You can’t get more American soccer than this.
Loons v SDFC, winner to take on Vancouver next Saturday. Here we go.
You can’t get more American soccer than this.
Loons v SDFC, winner to take on Vancouver next Saturday. Here we go.
Stunning result from NYCFC.
The Pigeons were/are missing
- Aiden O’Neill
- Andres Perea
- Keaton Parks
- Malachi Jones
- Alonso Martinez (!!!)
Just a miraculous performance.
Gutsy, gusty win. Pascal Jansen deserves a lot of praise.
The Pigeons were/are missing
- Aiden O’Neill
- Andres Perea
- Keaton Parks
- Malachi Jones
- Alonso Martinez (!!!)
Just a miraculous performance.
Gutsy, gusty win. Pascal Jansen deserves a lot of praise.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Stunning result from NYCFC.
The Pigeons were/are missing
- Aiden O’Neill
- Andres Perea
- Keaton Parks
- Malachi Jones
- Alonso Martinez (!!!)
Just a miraculous performance.
Gutsy, gusty win. Pascal Jansen deserves a lot of praise.
The Pigeons were/are missing
- Aiden O’Neill
- Andres Perea
- Keaton Parks
- Malachi Jones
- Alonso Martinez (!!!)
Just a miraculous performance.
Gutsy, gusty win. Pascal Jansen deserves a lot of praise.
It’s always Maxi Moralez against the Union.
Man, that was brilliant. Perhaps against the run of play, too.
Top, top stuff from NYCFC.
Man, that was brilliant. Perhaps against the run of play, too.
Top, top stuff from NYCFC.
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It’s always Maxi Moralez against the Union.
Man, that was brilliant. Perhaps against the run of play, too.
Top, top stuff from NYCFC.
Man, that was brilliant. Perhaps against the run of play, too.
Top, top stuff from NYCFC.
It was gutsy to drop Suarez, but it’s paying off here immensely for the Herons and Mascherano.
What impact from Silvetti.
What impact from Silvetti.
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It was gutsy to drop Suarez, but it’s paying off here immensely for the Herons and Mascherano.
What impact from Silvetti.
What impact from Silvetti.
Two kids from Rosario.
1-0 to Miami. Who else but Messi? Top assist from the youngster Silvetti. Inexplicable defending from FCC in wide space.
1-0 to Miami. Who else but Messi? Top assist from the youngster Silvetti. Inexplicable defending from FCC in wide space.
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Two kids from Rosario.
1-0 to Miami. Who else but Messi? Top assist from the youngster Silvetti. Inexplicable defending from FCC in wide space.
1-0 to Miami. Who else but Messi? Top assist from the youngster Silvetti. Inexplicable defending from FCC in wide space.
Inexplicably bad today
There is nothing like the experience of being a Vikings fan.
The highs, the lows, the lows, the lows… the lows.
The highs, the lows, the lows, the lows… the lows.
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Inexplicably bad today
There is nothing like the experience of being a Vikings fan.
The highs, the lows, the lows, the lows… the lows.
The highs, the lows, the lows, the lows… the lows.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There is nothing like the experience of being a Vikings fan.
The highs, the lows, the lows, the lows… the lows.
The highs, the lows, the lows, the lows… the lows.
A game for the ages. A heroic performance that words cannot even describe.
The Vancouver Whitecaps are off to the Western Conference final for the first time EVER. LAFC are out, and Steve Cherundolo’s time on the touchline with the Black and Gold is over.
My god. What a match. Peak MLS playoffs.
The Vancouver Whitecaps are off to the Western Conference final for the first time EVER. LAFC are out, and Steve Cherundolo’s time on the touchline with the Black and Gold is over.
My god. What a match. Peak MLS playoffs.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
A game for the ages. A heroic performance that words cannot even describe.
The Vancouver Whitecaps are off to the Western Conference final for the first time EVER. LAFC are out, and Steve Cherundolo’s time on the touchline with the Black and Gold is over.
My god. What a match. Peak MLS playoffs.
The Vancouver Whitecaps are off to the Western Conference final for the first time EVER. LAFC are out, and Steve Cherundolo’s time on the touchline with the Black and Gold is over.
My god. What a match. Peak MLS playoffs.
Just incredible.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Just incredible.
That was beyond heroic from the Whitecaps. Luck was on their side, yes, but that was just… brilliant.
This is an instant classic, regardless of the victor after penalties.
This is an instant classic, regardless of the victor after penalties.
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
That was beyond heroic from the Whitecaps. Luck was on their side, yes, but that was just… brilliant.
This is an instant classic, regardless of the victor after penalties.
This is an instant classic, regardless of the victor after penalties.
HOW HAVE LAFC NOT WON IT
THE POST AND THE BAR
My god
THE POST AND THE BAR
My god
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
HOW HAVE LAFC NOT WON IT
THE POST AND THE BAR
My god
THE POST AND THE BAR
My god
That is absolutely gutting for the Whitecaps & Halbouni.
Their substitute comes off injured and they’re out of subs with 10 minutes and change left in ET. They’re down to nine.
That is, just, brutal.
Their substitute comes off injured and they’re out of subs with 10 minutes and change left in ET. They’re down to nine.
That is, just, brutal.
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
That is absolutely gutting for the Whitecaps & Halbouni.
Their substitute comes off injured and they’re out of subs with 10 minutes and change left in ET. They’re down to nine.
That is, just, brutal.
Their substitute comes off injured and they’re out of subs with 10 minutes and change left in ET. They’re down to nine.
That is, just, brutal.
Extra Time and it’s all LAFC heading into it.
Vancouver, down to 10, are going to have to brace for an onslaught of pressure.
My goodness. What a second half from Son.
Vancouver, down to 10, are going to have to brace for an onslaught of pressure.
My goodness. What a second half from Son.
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Extra Time and it’s all LAFC heading into it.
Vancouver, down to 10, are going to have to brace for an onslaught of pressure.
My goodness. What a second half from Son.
Vancouver, down to 10, are going to have to brace for an onslaught of pressure.
My goodness. What a second half from Son.